'You're not better than a stegosaurus': 25 Uniquely weird hot takes and bold new ideas

Thanks to the power of the internet, we can know everyone's thoughts at all times, for better or worse. These people are shining examples of big thinkers, people who have bold new ideas and aren't afraid to share them with all their followers. 

There are two posts here about the limited scents of deodorant, and the idea of deodorant and perfume as a concept. That's a good point — it helps to know what your deodorant is going to smell like. But I think there's a big market for deodorant scents or concepts that we aren't even utilizing. Why can't I smell like sunflowers, new car, or pencil shavings? Why can't I buy a deodorant that changes through three different scents and colors as I use it up? Why aren't there any that come with four mini deodorants that you could stack like stacking point mechanical pencils? 

Here are three free ideas for anyone to use. Let's make this happen, companies — we can only smell like lavender and fresh rain for so long. 

Next up, this ESL teacher was told to change the language she wrote her reports in… cue malicious compliance! 

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