26 Memes Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand

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Kim Cohen
Apr 18, 2023 3:00 PM EDT

What an adventure married life can be. Then you add kids into the mix and everything gets turned upside down. One minute you're enjoying a nice quiet dinner with your spouse, and the next minute a miniature version of you or your husband is throwing spaghetti all over the walls. 

Married life with kids is like a game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are tiny humans who have no concept of personal space, personal hygiene or what it means to go to sleep .

But don't worry, we're here to help you make it through the chaos with a smile on your face - and a whole bunch of memes. 

So while you're hiding in the bathroom for 5 minutes of peace, accepting the fact that your house looks like a tornado hit it, or answering when your child asks 'why is the sky blue' for the millionth time - you'll realize that you're really not alone. 

Get ready to laugh out loud at a bunch of memes that only married couples with kids will understand…

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  • 01
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - My wife is away visiting friends. The kids woke me at 5 to beg for food, the 12yo whined when I made him get off video games, the 6yo threw a 30- minute screamfit about god knows what, and just when I'd finally gotten things calmed down, she sent a text that said, "I miss them!"
    via dadandburied
  • 02
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Plant - If all goes well this weekend, my wife will take the kids somewhere and I'll get to spend Father's Day pretending I'm not a father.
    via dadandburied
  • 03
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - At dinner I said "Would you like some dessert after your meal?" with a suggestive wink. My wife nodded, but now the kids want to know what's for dessert, and we're out, so I'm running to the store, and this is all you need to know about romance when you're married with children
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  • 04
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Not sure what my son mumbled, but what I do know is my wife stomped across the room, shut off the TV, and gave him a glare that actually caused his soul to leap from his body and clean the living room, and for this reason alone I think she deserves to be the next Avenger.
    via dadandburied
  • 05
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Let's get married and have kids so instead of using our years of education to change the world we can be butlers to tiny people who won't stop screaming at us.
    via dadandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won't stop eating your potato chips.
    via dadandburied
  • 07
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Nothing like slowly waking up from a good night's sleep, watching the warm sun rays leak through the curtains onto the floor, and hearing the soothing sounds of your wife screaming "SHUT YOUR TRAP AND PICK UP THE DAMN LEGOS BEFORE I BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!"
    via dadandburied
  • 08
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Ah, a lazy rainy Saturday morning. So relax-- "I ONLY WANT A CROISSANT! BUILD LEGOS WITH ME! I'M JUST SCREAMING FOR NO REASON!" Goddammit.
    via dadandburied
  • 09
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - I love arguing with my wife. I'll say, "you always load the dishwasher wrong!" and she'll let loose with something like "okay but your entire personality sucks and the kids hate you!"
    via dadandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Yesterday we managed to sneak under the wire and get my son signed up for little league, and we just got the schedule *two minutes ago* His first game is tomorrow morning at 8:30. I should have worn a condom.
    via dadandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Our kids like to crawl into our bed at some ungodly hour every morning thus ensuring our day starts in a torrent of screams. After months of stressing this behavior is forbidden, they finally stopped doing it! So anyway, I'm sad the kids don't crawl into our bed in the morning.
    via momandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Wife: Should we get him some cleats for little league? Me: He's five. He's already got a bat. I don't feel like he needs another weapon.
    via dadandburied
  • 13
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Everything was going great and then my wife let my son try some sushi and he liked it so now we'll never be able to keep our sushi to ourselves.
    via dadandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Wife: In lieu of flowers, put the kids to bed. Valentine's Day is a little different when you're a parent.
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - *My husband of 10 years planning Mother's Day* Him (to my friend): Got any good gift ideas? Her: Maybe some wine and a nice bouquet... What are her favorite flowers? Him: Uhm, pansies, I think. Her: There's no f king way pansies are her favorite flower.
    via momandburied
  • 16
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids.
    via momandburied
  • 17
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Mom and Buried Best part about traveling is spending 3 days packing for the whole family, constantly telling my hubby to pack who says, "It only takes 5 mins!" Then you show up at the hotel & he somehow only has one sock & his high school gym shirt in there and he won't stop bitching about it.
    via momandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Handwriting - My husband is doing Dry January, but I've done Dry Nine-Months- While-Growing-a-Human-Inside- Me (twice!), so nah... I'm good.
    via momandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Human body - One of my favorite fall family fun activities is terrorizing my husband with fall family fun activities.
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Mom and Buried @momandburied1 Him: Are you hungry? Me: Nah, I had three bites of the kid's leftover pizza and a panic attack. I'm good.
    via momandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Rectangle - Not the Nanny @not_thenanny Me: I thought you said you were taking these boxes to the garage My Husband: Yeah, at some point Our 7 YO, from the other room: That means she wants you to do it now!
    via not_thenanny
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Him: tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
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  • 23
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Kids are so exhausting that you could easily go to bed as early as they do, but parenting is so stressful that you need to stay up late just to come down from it.
    via momandburied
  • 24
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Handwriting - I didn't believe in God, but then I got word that my son's 9am Saturday morning Little League game was cancelled.
    via momandburied
  • 25
    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Get married and have kids so instead of waking up with an alarm clock and a cup of coffee you can repeatedly ask them to get dressed and then scream "WHAT THE F CK!" in earsplitting rage when you're already late and they can't find their shoes.
    via momandburied
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    28 Memes That Only Married Couples With Kids Will Understand | Thumbnail includes meme 'at dinner' - Font - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues Hubs: (gives boys a cookie) 6: Did momma say this was ok? Hubs: Ummm... I'm a parent too. 6: Yeah...but...what did momma say?
    via momsense_ensues

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