Hi there, and welcome to the 18th Annual Animal Beach-Off, where animals who love the beach come together from all over the world to the illustrious beaches of Derptopia to compete for the title of Majestic Monarch of the Beach! Now a few ground rules: this contest is for non-ocean-dwelling animals, who love the beach, so no salty seabirds, crusty crabs, or fintastic fish allowed.
With that settled, let's get on with the first of a series of beach activities turned events that will help us discern which of our competitors is most likely to succeed in a siege situation. You guessed it, it's time for the Ultimate Sand Castle Competition! What differentiates this event from regular sand castle building is that the wonderful audience will be attacking their castles with water cannons, all to simulate a real siege! Good luck!
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Everyone knows the famous saying 'You can lead a chicken to water, but you can't make it swim an open water swimming race'. Well that doesn't apply to Candace Cluckingham, the UK's top chicken swimmer and total badass (she has some donkey far up in her family tree)
Meet Chad Bowowski, coolest boi in Doghouse College, here to defend his title of Coolest Beach Animal, a title he's held for five years now. Seeing as he started college eight years ago, we're pretty sure he got too attached to college life and can't bring himself to leave.
Pig Beach - Bahamas A single, factual account of how the pigs ended up on the cay does not appear to exist. Folklore and various theories claim a number of different scenarios including pirates.
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