Are you the type of female that is prepared to take a shot literally at any point in the day? Are you a bottle-of-wine-a-night gal? Is it always bottomless mimosa season? If you answered yes, then you might also be a bit of a wild weekender and no doubt, the biggest personality in your friend group. Every time you promise not to be a hot mess at the bars, there you go again, getting too drunk to find the Uber app on your phone and drunk texting every man you've ever met. Someday, someone will love you for all the flamingly chaotic baddie tendencies that have gotten you this far in life, but maybe for now, keep your location services on during Friday and Saturday nights in case you go missing after going home with stranger men. At least your besties will be able to find you before you get completely kidnapped.
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