24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women

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Kim Cohen
Apr 25, 2023 4:00 PM EDT

When dating apps such as Hinge give us prompts to answer so that our potential matches can relate (or not) to us a bit before the match - you'll often find the most weird (and sometimes wonderful) answers to everyday questions. From 'the key to my heart is' to the 'you should not date me if' and everything in between - us singles have an answer for everything.

While these prompts are designed to showcase our personalities, our likes, dislikes and various interests (cue the lunatics) some people's answers will have you LOLing endlessly. So while Hinge prompts sometimes showcase the best in people, they also show us the how truly weird the online dating world can get. 

So, if you're looking for a good laugh and some off-beat conversation starters, we've got a whole bunch of memes that will do just that for you. Just don't blame us if you end up matching with someone who took your prompt seriously ;)

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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Irina You should *not* go out with me if You live with your parents/you following 500 instagram models/ you having a drinking problem
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Lili You should *not* go out with me if you don't like fat people since ya know...I'm fat.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - jennifer You should *not* go out with me if if you need to drink alcohol or any substance to be "yourself" please take a walk
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Tara Dating me is like Almost hitting the lottery...but missing by one number.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Jes Dating me is like having a migraine and an erection at the same time
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Font - Danny Dating me is like A bipolar 2 manic episode, but one that is being rigorously managed by psychopharmacological medication and weekly cognitive behavioral therapy.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Hanah Dating me is like dating a toddler who is loud and obnoxious until nap time
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Font - You should *not* go out with me if • you're into Andrew Tate you think being alpha is a thing • you enjoy hunting • you don't understand consent
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Christine Dating me is like Eating a warhead... sucks at first, but gets a lot better ;-)
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Monica Dating me is like All your dreams come true.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Font - Ave Dating me is like biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it's oatmeal raisin and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Adam Typical Sunday I go to church every Sunday and let the Lord come inside me.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Elena I want someone who Hates everything I hate.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Katina All I ask is that you pull my hair and hold the door for me.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Font - Christopher The one thing you should know about me is Jesus Christ is my co- pilot, and we're cruisin'for pussy.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Jax My best Dad Joke Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up? There was DeBrie everywhere
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Mike I'm weirdly attracted to Abnormally tan women
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Font - Nicole My best Dad Joke What do the mafia and pussy have in common?
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Fiona I recently discovered that Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Martyna I'm looking for This man on Hinge asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told him that I am looking for matches.
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Dina My biggest date fail He brought his mom
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Joshua We'll get along if You enjoy making a lunch out of free samples at Costco!
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Stefanie Fact about me that surprises people I have never been drunk
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    24 of the Funniest Hinge Dating App Prompts From Men and Women | Thumbnail includes 'eating warhead' - Rectangle - Nicole A social cause I care about Thick thighs save lives
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