'If men introduced themselves the way they do on dating apps': Woman uses real life dating app profiles by men to create the funniest sketch comedy
Love has never been easy. Finding that person who makes you feel complete, appreciates you for you, and cultivates a continuously growing and healthy relationship is not an easy thing to do. You'd think dating apps would make that easy, and in some ways it does. If you're looking for a man, when it comes to helping you have faith in dating, the apps are not it. But if you want a heavy dose of reality and see what kind of delusional train wreck men out there that you can avoid through the apps, then yes, dating apps can provide that for you…
Viral comedian content creator Amelia Samson has a series on her TikTok account where she shares real life dating app profiles from men that will make you want to yeet yourself into the sun. Some of the profiles she came across on her own, while others were sent to her, but they are all real "about me" sections of men in dating apps. The most ridiculous about me's you will ever come across. The series has her acting out these men's profiles as if they were introducing themselves in real life. It's absurd because you know for a fact that none of these guys would introduce themselves this way, and yet they think it's good content for a dating app and will get them a match? Gag me with a chainsaw.
Anyways, we picked 30 of the funniest videos from the serious we think you will love, enjoy below!
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"Nihilism...Atheist. No!..."
"I picture a room full of drunk frat boys all yelling random words into one guy's phone at once and him being like, 'Cool. Let's use that.'"
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'I'm a master at stealing sneezes."
"All of this was drug dealer code I'm just sure of it but not sure what it means lol"
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"Equestrians and Disney adults need not apply"
"The marathon line was so personal. He's so hurt."
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"Unpopular opinon: Your filters and fillers are why you're single"
"I find it HILARIOUS when men act like we're trying to 'fool' them. Like yeah, I thought you'd believe I have blue eyelids & neon cat ears naturally."
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"No feminists please"
"Do these people ever actually get a single match?…"
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'If you regularly see a therapist: NO!"
"I'M LOSING MY MIND over the blood type thing. I just....oh my god. why?!"
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"Swipe left if you're: Forcing your animal to be in your selfie"
"He was having a stroke when he wrote that lol"
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"I got something that almost touch my knee... 100%!"
"This made me a lesbian 100%"
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"Over 6 feet so you know I don't suffer from little man syndrome"
"The bar is in hell."
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"Never be drama, just experience and loving life"
"He was just saying words. No sentences."
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"Deleting Tinda!"
"Men like that ALWAYS go for the cat 'insult' as if it's a bad thing?? Cats are awesome!"
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"5 foot 7... I draw and I f****** hate you all!"
"If he's only 5'7, where is he storing all that audacity?"
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"I don't care about your carreer or how independent you are."
"He wants a "real woman" but his age group starts at 18??"
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'I'm right wing AF and I love things that go BOOM"
"That man owns at least 20 pieces of camo clothing."
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"If you don't need a man , stop using your cellphone."
"'All these languages' and he's not even speaking English."
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'I'm going to want to see your credit score from the start."
"'Farm house job' is like 'live laugh love' in tool shed speak."
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"Unvaxxed and seeking the same. No fatties."
"Love it when they make these lists like we're begging to be with them."
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"The less friends you have the more value you will have to me"
"It just got progressively worse…"
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"I'm a romantic, so I shouldn't still be dating."
"I would like to know what he considers 'romantic'."
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"No I'm not getting rid of my shirt collection!"
"I have so many questions about these shirts."
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"Personality type: IDC"
"…And those men ask why they're single."
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"My toxic masculinity is more than a spoonful."
"No, for real, that's how a lot of these podcasts start."
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"9 out of 10 of you will d!e alone."
"It's great when they write down all their ?? in the description???? makes it easier for me to filter out."
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"Kindly STFU"
"It's like they're directly talking to their ex every time."
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"5% of good women are left in the world."
"What kind of matches do they hope to land with that opener?"
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"Y'all ain't doing as good as you think out there lol"
"Why do they always write 'females'? Instant ??????"
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"Prove to me you're worth it."
"I want a reality show where cishet men have to read their bios out loud to a panel of single women."
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"Some of y'all ain't got nothing to offer but depreciating looks"
"They simultaneously said nothing about themselves in their "About Me" but also said all I needed to know."
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"Alarming amount of girls claiming to be milfs."
"Trauma dumping in the about me section."
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"Must know body counts matter"
"'Single moms parents are fine' has me spiraling. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!"
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