Top 22 Winsome Wifey Memes for the Witty Committee (April 28, 2023)

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    Read the sign, kid

    Vertebrate - I got this blanket to hide under when I just need a damn moment Ask Go ad View Products Scam
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    Just some peace would be nice

    Font - Meredith @Perfect Pending Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family! Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me.
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    A for effort

    Water - I'm gonna have a positive attitude today *me 5 minutes into the day * PHILADELPHIA DELAV H I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
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    Font - Break it The kids are building a fort Tf is wrong with you If we can't have nice things neither can they.
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    Font - 2:39 Instagram view I comment jenespen Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino Q V 6 likes jenespen Yepye "We're all just doing the best we can," is my response to literally anything right now...whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas Add a comment... decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs. ||| + Q 4G O all 72% : Г B
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    Organism - Instagram Add a comment... 1 day ago modern mom probs momsbehavingbadly + I don't think anyone really understands how tiring it is to act okay and always be strong when in reality you're close to the edge. : Q V Liked by modernmomprobs and 26,801 others momsbehavingbadly Hugs to those feeling this Q K
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    Font - I'm getting real tired of being surrounded by people who have been in or came out of my vagina. @FRUITSOFMOTHERHOOD
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    Font - human aaron @humanaaron Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
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    Plant - AsKateWould Havelt @KateWould Havelt ... If your version of cleaning isn't throwing two baby wipes on the floor and shuffling your feet over them for a minute, please don't come over
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    Forehead - 21stcenturysahm : When my kids come downstairs for the 3rd time because they're scared. @TheMotherOctopus I AM THE DANGER.
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    Forehead - 21stcenturysahm THE DAD when I hand the kids iPads at 9am on what I said was going to be a "screen-free day" : Every man has his breaking point.
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    Blue - The Mom at LawⓇ @TheMomAtLaw Before becoming a parent, I really took for granted those rare moments of relaxation and solitude. You know, like sitting alone in rush hour traffic, or getting a root canal, or rolling the garbage cans to the curb without an audience. Such luxury. M THE MOM AT LAWⓇ
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    Font - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools @maryfairyboberry improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
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    Organism - dinosandcomics you're doing a good job and your hair looks nice :
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    Jaw - Ashley Houser @Seriousmom_shit My husband worked from home today with the kids and I got this following text not even an hour after I left: "Do they usually do stupid stuff all day long or just a small portion of the morning?" Blessings upon him.
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    Font - 20RDAM 20367 Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.
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    Font - Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Moms: We are drowning. Help. Everyone: Wow you're superhuman! Moms: What? No. Can you just hel- Everyone: I don't know how you do it! Moms: We're not. Help us. Everyone: OMG you're amazing tho
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    Font - Toddler: "F*ck this" Me: Look I feel the same but we can't be shouting that.
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    Human - When the baby cries and you want to give it to his mom, but the mom is you. Welz
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    Facial expression - When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like: @realtoughdad
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    Forehead - WHEN A PARENT TELLS ME THEIR KIDS AN ANGEL [Whispering] So was Lucifer.
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    Font - Author Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbby Jim Husbands: Baby, I'll make dinner tonight. If you go get the ingredients, make the sides, season the meat, bring it to me outside and then help me find my tongs and spatula, I'll grill and you can just relax.

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