Wild Dating App Screenshots of Cringeworthy Pickup Lines That Most Definitely Flopped

The wild world of dating has left singles with little to do except attempt to one-up their potential mate's other suitors. You heard me. It's dog eat dog out there and whoever has the best pickup line or first impression gets dibs on the dating prize. So swipe right all you want, unless you can close up the deal after matching, there's no point in even trying. Check out some examples below of what NOT to do when trying to woo a person through a dating app. For starters, maybe don't talk about the fact that we're potentially living in a simulation? Avoid all Marvel movie references. Work hard on flattery (but also be insanely original…. think of compliments that an alien might point out if they met this person). Try your best not to be weird. And always always always, try not to be wildly inappropriate within seconds of matching with someone– nothing screams 'red flag' like asking for n00ds within 15 seconds of meeting online. 

Author image for Jesse Kessenheimer Jesse Kessenheimer
Advertisement

Like what you see? Find more hilarious women's memes and crazy stories on our Instagram @Cheezcake_Humor and more videos on our TikTok @cheezcaked 


 

Tags

pickup lines bumble first impression flirting wildest flirty tinder hinge pick-up lines flirt relationships pickup love dating apps online dating dating wild
Scroll down for the next article

Also From CheezCake

Trending Now

Sensitive 9-year-old backs out of flower girl duties at aunt's wedding after she forgets her birthday and doesn't follow up on rain checks: "I don't believe my daughter should have to reach out for attention from her"

Sensitive 9-year-old backs out of flower girl duties at aunt's wedding after she forgets her birthday and doesn't follow up on rain checks: "I don't believe my daughter should have to reach out for attention from her"

01
Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (February 16, 2025)

Funniest Relationship Memes for Couples That Relate to the Phrase, "Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em" (February 16, 2025)

02
16-year-old girl refuses father’s unfair babysitting demands as he insists she cancels plans to stay with her step-siblings, forcing him and stepmother to cancel theirs: ‘ I never signed up to be their babysitter’

16-year-old girl refuses father’s unfair babysitting demands as he insists she cancels plans to stay with her step-siblings, forcing him and stepmother to cancel theirs: ‘ I never signed up to be their babysitter’

03
“You’re too old to have dreams”: 28-year-old woman refuses to babysit sister’s kids to prioritize her dance career, sister belittles her career goals due to her age

“You’re too old to have dreams”: 28-year-old woman refuses to babysit sister’s kids to prioritize her dance career, sister belittles her career goals due to her age

04
“You’re a monster”: Woman refuses to let unemployed golden child sister move in with her for free, parents insist she should be honored to support her

“You’re a monster”: Woman refuses to let unemployed golden child sister move in with her for free, parents insist she should be honored to support her

05
SAHM refuses to babysit husband’s bandmate’s chaotic kids, he insists she should be happy to do it because she “doesn’t have any hobbies”: “I just hover around and fulfil everyone’s needs for the day”

SAHM refuses to babysit husband’s bandmate’s chaotic kids, he insists she should be happy to do it because she “doesn’t have any hobbies”: “I just hover around and fulfil everyone’s needs for the day”

06
Advertisement