Wild Dating App Screenshots of Cringeworthy Pickup Lines That Most Definitely Flopped

The wild world of dating has left singles with little to do except attempt to one-up their potential mate's other suitors. You heard me. It's dog eat dog out there and whoever has the best pickup line or first impression gets dibs on the dating prize. So swipe right all you want, unless you can close up the deal after matching, there's no point in even trying. Check out some examples below of what NOT to do when trying to woo a person through a dating app. For starters, maybe don't talk about the fact that we're potentially living in a simulation? Avoid all Marvel movie references. Work hard on flattery (but also be insanely original…. think of compliments that an alien might point out if they met this person). Try your best not to be weird. And always always always, try not to be wildly inappropriate within seconds of matching with someone– nothing screams 'red flag' like asking for n00ds within 15 seconds of meeting online. 

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