20 Dark Humor Memes for Secret Goths Who Are Already Counting Down the Days Until Halloween

When you were 14 and discovered heavy black eyeliner, unironic trench coats, witchy cats, and horror movies, your mom told you that it was only a phase and that she wasn't going to take you back-to-school shopping at Hot Topic. "The music is loud and all the employees look like they hate me", she said. Well, she wasn't wrong about the employees hating her, but now look at you, decades later you're still the same ol' goth. Sure, you're probably more of a refined corporate goth now (wearing sleek black pantsuits instead of safety pinned, metal band t-shirts), but you never grew out of that 'phase'. You're still fascinated by taxidermy, you still love listening screaming music, and watching a classic slasher movie from the 80's brings you great peace. You probably crushed Wednesday Addams on Netflix and you're most certainly already counting down the days until your favorite holiday of the year: Halloween. 

Stay spooky my friends. Now you just have to survive summer. 

Author image for Jesse Kessenheimer Jesse Kessenheimer
Advertisement

Stay entertained and up to date by following us on Facebook and Instagram!

Tags

goth horror goth memes eyeliner halloween summer spooky hot topic emo dark souls dark humor Memes goths comedy wednesday just-a-phase dark wednesday addams black piercings black cat phase
Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From Memebase

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 4, 2023)

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 4, 2023)

Trending Now

24 and 27-year-old couple abandons their son because they weren't ready to be parents, wants him to treat their 3 younger kids like siblings when he's 17: 'I wasn't interested in them or their kids, none of them are my actual family'

24 and 27-year-old couple abandons their son because they weren't ready to be parents, wants him to treat their 3 younger kids like siblings when he's 17: 'I wasn't interested in them or their kids, none of them are my actual family'

01
4 sisters organize a Disneyland trip with their children and deliberately exclude 34-year-old Amanda, their 5th sister: ‘I reminded her of all her trips to Hawaii, San Diego, Colorado, and the Mall of America in Minnesota. She never invited us’

4 sisters organize a Disneyland trip with their children and deliberately exclude 34-year-old Amanda, their 5th sister: ‘I reminded her of all her trips to Hawaii, San Diego, Colorado, and the Mall of America in Minnesota. She never invited us’

02
The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 1, 2025)

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 1, 2025)

03
31-year-old woman refuses last-minute childcare for her father’s girlfriend’s 6-year-old son after discovering their so-called emergency was just a movie date they didn’t feel like ending: ‘Don’t expect me to help you guys anymore’

31-year-old woman refuses last-minute childcare for her father’s girlfriend’s 6-year-old son after discovering their so-called emergency was just a movie date they didn’t feel like ending: ‘Don’t expect me to help you guys anymore’

04
A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (April 30, 2025)

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (April 30, 2025)

05
18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

06
Advertisement