Woman Tries to Impress Date Who Plays Hockey by Showing off Her Non-existent Ice Skating Skills, Ends up With a Broken Nose

'I made a mistake' : Woman Tries to Impress Date Who Plays Hockey by Showing off Her Non-existent Ice Skating Skills, Ends up With a Broken Nose, Chipped Tooth, and Fractured Wrists

Everyone has their own views when it comes to first dates. For some, it's the most exciting part of any relationship. They love the thrill, the unknown, and all the mystery that comes with getting to know a complete stranger off the internet. And then there's the flip side, with the people who despise and dread first dates like there's no tomorrow. They hate the anticipation, the anxiety, and sweat through their clothes the entire date.

But if there's one thing we all have in common is the desire to be liked by the other person. Unless you're a complete psychopath, of course. Some people go on 90-minute tangents about their entire life history while others do ridiculous things in hopes of impressing their dates. Welp, today we're bringing you a story about the second option.

The highlight is on a woman who has 0 skating experience. And what a coincidence, she's asked out on a date by a hockey player to an ice skating rink. See, his idea of the date went a little something like this: he'd hold her hand, maybe even her waist, and help her skate around the rink. You know, romantical tingz. But she thought she'd prove to him that she was so much more than that. And so she did. Have a read for yourself, we guarantee a good laugh!

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$Font - long story short i have a scaphoid and thumb fracture in my left wrist, a fourth and fifth metacarpal fracture in my right hand, and a broken nose and black eye along with a chipped front tooth. all because i wanted to show off my skating skills. whoops$

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