Person Leaves A Hissterical 'Kitty Cheat Sheet' For Their Cat Sitter, And The Internet Immediately Memes It

We, as cat parents, want to make sure that our kitties are the most well taken care of that they could be. We spoil our grumpy and dissatisfied cats as much as pawssible. We buy them everything they want, and also a bunch of stuff that they don't want. We know their patterns. We know what our cats' meows mean, and we know what they mean when our cats just stare at us blankly for over half an hour. And when we go on vacation and leave our babies alone, we want to make sure that they are just as well taken care of as when we're home. And this cat owner clearly feels the same way.

Before leaving on a couple week-long vacation, this reddit user left a "kitty cheat sheet" for their cat sitter, explaining their cats' personalities, likes and dislikes. Honestly, each line of this cheat sheet is funnier than the last. And it's no wonder the internet found it absolutely hissterical. 

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    "Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter"

    Brown - Name: Ned (AKA: Nedward, Nedley) Age: 15 Description: Smaller orange brother, watery irritated eyes, darker orange Likes: Attention, belly rubs, water (seriously, refill a water dish in front of him to see him lose his mind), yelling, getting lots of pets, naps, playing with wand toys Dislikes: Being left alone, getting brushed Name: Bob (AKA: Robert, Roberto, Bubby) Age: 15 Description: Bigger orange brother, looks a bit like a lion, yellow orange Likes: FOOD, some attention, belly rubs
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    There are so many unexpected twists and turns in this one little page that we don't even know where to start reacting to it. No wonder this little thing went viral. Honestly, what we want to see in reaction to this hissterical thing is more people creating cheat sheets like this one. We want a whole listicle full of them. 

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    Font - tananda7 OP +1.3 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep I was inspired by dating profiles and I wanted to make sure the sitter knew which cat liked what, who was who, etc. I hope this is helping them figure out the lay of the land! 4 1.6k Reply Share
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    We have no doubt that it will help. It certainly helped us fall in love with your cats. And for some reason, knowing that this cheat sheet was based on dating profiles somehow makes it even funnier than it was before, especially the likes and dislikes sections. 

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    Font - . 3 days ago REAL question: how on earth do 3 out of 4 of your cats LIKE belly rubs?! I have 3 cats and 3/3 of them HATE belly rubs, lol. That was the more surprising detail I picked up from your post. Reply Share BbGhoul666 108
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    Font - tananda7 OP +1 - 2 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep Right? No idea, we adopted the boys at 10 and they were already total hams for love. Murg is...the most socially inept cat I have ever seen and just copies what Bob does so after a few months of adoption she became a belly rub fiend as well. Gleep is the most "cat" cat of the group and understandably does not go in for the rubs. Reply Share 14
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    Rectangle - Open_Grocery · 3 days ago The clingy, the foodie, the introvert, and the emo cat 5.5k Reply Share
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    Product - Old Kermudgeon +3.3 days ago It's like OP has The Breakfast Club but with kitties. 1.8k Reply Share travoltaswinkinbhole 3 days ago Don't you, forget to pet me Reply Share 1.0k cahill48 2 days ago furget
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    Font - Dishonest Chicken Pie Likes: Bob. Awesome 1.7k 3 days ago Reply Share
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    Font - Rdbjiy53wsvjo7 +1-3 days ago It does not seem to be mutual lol 432 Reply Share
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    Font - tananda7 OP+1 2 days ago . Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep Lmao it is not. He...tolerates her. But she is OBSESSED and it's kind of funny but also pathetic to watch the daily drama. Reply Share 469
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    Font - 27endshere+13 days ago And one of Murgatroyd's likes is Bob. Reply Share 191
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    Product - curryp4n +3. 3 days ago White, tiny head, chonky I laughed too hard to this 387 Reply Share
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    Font - Snowy Muscles 3 days ago Likes: Being pathetic Umm please explain 601 Reply Share
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    Font - girlwiththemonkey · 3 days ago Murgatroyd. That is the wildest cat name I've ever seen. 292 Reply Share
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    Font - tananda7 OP +1 - 2 days ago edited 2 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep I got it from The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, by Patricia C Wrede! There is a witch in the books named Morwen who has a ton of cats and I swore one day I would name a cat after one of hers. 19 Reply Share
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