Person Leaves A Hissterical 'Kitty Cheat Sheet' For Their Cat Sitter, And The Internet Immediately Memes It

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    "Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter"

    Brown - Name: Ned (AKA: Nedward, Nedley) Age: 15 Description: Smaller orange brother, watery irritated eyes, darker orange Likes: Attention, belly rubs, water (seriously, refill a water dish in front of him to see him lose his mind), yelling, getting lots of pets, naps, playing with wand toys Dislikes: Being left alone, getting brushed Name: Bob (AKA: Robert, Roberto, Bubby) Age: 15 Description: Bigger orange brother, looks a bit like a lion, yellow orange Likes: FOOD, some attention, belly rubs
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    Font - tananda7 OP +1.3 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep I was inspired by dating profiles and I wanted to make sure the sitter knew which cat liked what, who was who, etc. I hope this is helping them figure out the lay of the land! 4 1.6k Reply Share
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    Font - . 3 days ago REAL question: how on earth do 3 out of 4 of your cats LIKE belly rubs?! I have 3 cats and 3/3 of them HATE belly rubs, lol. That was the more surprising detail I picked up from your post. Reply Share BbGhoul666 108
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    Font - tananda7 OP +1 - 2 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep Right? No idea, we adopted the boys at 10 and they were already total hams for love. Murg is...the most socially inept cat I have ever seen and just copies what Bob does so after a few months of adoption she became a belly rub fiend as well. Gleep is the most "cat" cat of the group and understandably does not go in for the rubs. Reply Share 14
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    Rectangle - Open_Grocery · 3 days ago The clingy, the foodie, the introvert, and the emo cat 5.5k Reply Share
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    Product - Old Kermudgeon +3.3 days ago It's like OP has The Breakfast Club but with kitties. 1.8k Reply Share travoltaswinkinbhole 3 days ago Don't you, forget to pet me Reply Share 1.0k cahill48 2 days ago furget
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    Font - Dishonest Chicken Pie Likes: Bob. Awesome 1.7k 3 days ago Reply Share
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    Font - Rdbjiy53wsvjo7 +1-3 days ago It does not seem to be mutual lol 432 Reply Share
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    Font - tananda7 OP+1 2 days ago . Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep Lmao it is not. He...tolerates her. But she is OBSESSED and it's kind of funny but also pathetic to watch the daily drama. Reply Share 469
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    Font - 27endshere+13 days ago And one of Murgatroyd's likes is Bob. Reply Share 191
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    Product - curryp4n +3. 3 days ago White, tiny head, chonky I laughed too hard to this 387 Reply Share
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    Font - Snowy Muscles 3 days ago Likes: Being pathetic Umm please explain 601 Reply Share
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    Font - girlwiththemonkey · 3 days ago Murgatroyd. That is the wildest cat name I've ever seen. 292 Reply Share
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    Font - tananda7 OP +1 - 2 days ago edited 2 days ago Bob, Ned, Murgatroyd, and Gleep I got it from The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, by Patricia C Wrede! There is a witch in the books named Morwen who has a ton of cats and I swore one day I would name a cat after one of hers. 19 Reply Share

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