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Comical Dungeons & Dragons Tips as Mock Motivational Posters For Adventurers Lingering In All Corners Of The Interwebs

New to Dungeons & Dragons? Here's a handful of tips, free of charge: 
1. If your party gets lost in a maze, just follow the trail of discarded character sheets back to where you started. 
2. To make the game more exciting, replace your DM with a magic eight ball. Shake it forcefully before each decision and prepare for unpredictable plot twists.
3. When faced with a locked door, don't bother with lock-picking. Just yell, "Knock, knock!" and wait for a "Who's there?"
4. Need a quick disguise? Just wear a fake mustache and speak in an offensively bad accent. No one will ever suspect it's you, the cunning barbarian.
5. When searching for hidden treasure, always remember to check behind the DM's screen. You never know what kind of loot they're secretly hoarding.

Okay, so this isn't the best advice, but hopefully we made you chuckle! Keep scrolling for some delightfully lore-filled Dungeons & Dragons-themed demotivational posters. 

Posted by Mel Dawn
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