24 Cringy Jokes That Only a Father Could Love

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    33% of your job as a dad is staring at your kids like this until they act right Dad Talk Today
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    Actual photo of me after responding to a text with "interesting" Dad Talk Today 1710
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    I'm Gen X. I'm perfectly capable of entertaining myself. Dad Talk Today
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    I always felt cheated by Gushers when I ate them and my head didn't tum into fruit. Dad Tak Today
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    When you need to know just how unbalanced she is STANLEY. Dad Talk Today
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    HEY! You're make up looks fabulous... Oh... and... by the way... I'm Batman Dad Talk Today
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    I'm jealous of toddlers and their lack of social norms. Imagine seeing someone you don't want to talk to, and the second the open their mouth, you just scream, "NO!" in their face and run away. Dad Talk Today
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    Who's winning this one? Dad Talk Today W
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    UNILAD 3 MIN READ Enormous Hawk Wasp Carries Off Huntsman Spider For Feast In Australia MY RESPONSE Dad Talk Today i 2.
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    Waiting for October like... Dad Talk Today
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    I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful or if it was the 20th outfit she'd tried on and he just didn't want to be late for dinner again. Dad Talk Today
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    When they finally make memes with material from your generation. Dad Talk Today
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    When she says "Fine. Go ahead and do whatever you want." She really means: Dad Talk Today, STOP WRONG WAY CO NOT EXTER
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    SOME OF Y'ALL NEVER READ 100 BOOKS JUST TO EARN A PERSONAL PAN PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT... AND IT SHOWS Dad Talk Today BERENSI BOOK IT! RL STINE Goosebumps RA
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    I'd like to recast Dumbledore... Introducing Professor Dizzledore Dad Talk Today
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    Real worms don't have any bones, but gummy worms are gelatin made from bones which means gummy worms have more bones than real worms. -Glen Danzig Dad Talk Today
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    Me: *Stubs toe. Trying not to lose my ish* Kid: Can I have a snack? Dad Talk Today
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    I too dabble in essential oils BACON GREASE CRZYCHELY Dad Talk Today
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    Some cars are equipped with a fingerprint scanner. Dad Talk Today Once the light in the middle turns on, it's ready!
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    Hence forth, these shall be referred to as LEGO FINDERS Talk Today
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    This is a pig. If you see a goat, you need to go fishing. Dad Talk Today
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    Well played ChatGPT, well played... What's the capital of France? Paris My wife says it's London That's a geographical mix-up, but Paris is correct! My wife is never wrong In that case, welcome to London-the new capital of France Dad Talk Today
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    A very rare photo of Michael Jackson performing without his glove. Dad Talk Today
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    Sometimes, you just need to leave your problems behind. Dad Talk Today

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