'There would be no coffee': CEO enforces 'no free coffee' rule for interviewees, employee gives him a taste of his own decaf medicine

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    Font - We can't have coffee? You can't have coffee! In my last place of work, when I was looking to hire someone for my department, I would offer cold drinks and coffee at the interview in order to make them feel welcome. We could take the cold drinks out of the storage, but we had to order coffee from the kitchen and someone from the kitchen team would bring it out.
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    Font - One day, they called me back and said they couldn't bring me coffee since the CEO had decided coffee would only be provided for whole- day events. Grr, that cheapskate. Since then, I provided my own coffee for interviewees because to me, the welcoming impression was more important than the, like, 30 cents a cup of coffee costs.
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    Font - But I plotted my little revenge since I had been asked to do a workshop for the other department heads and the CEO also wanted to participate. He for some reason loved workshops, well why not. So the day of the workshop came, I prepped the room, the participants trickled in and got settled, including the CEO. I greeted the group and laid out the plan for the next few hours, asked if there were any questions.
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    Human body - The CEO asked: Can we maybe call the kitchen and ask where the coffee is? They seem to be running late.
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    Font - I made a point of taking a sip from my travel mug and then answered that there would be no coffee, because this was a half-day workshop and our new rules said that coffee would only be provided for whole day events.
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    Font - I still cherish the surly look he gave me in response. He did not say anything and instead opened a bottle of water.
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    Font - imameanone +3. 6 hr. ago Like a boss. "taking a sip from my travel mug and then answered..." I hope you looked him dead in the eye when you said it. 4 1.3k Reply Share
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    Rectangle - skanus_cepelinai OP +1.5 hr. ago Yes, I actually did :D And I was still holding my travel mug. 946 Reply Share
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    Font - _Kendii_ +1 5 hr. ago Sounds so aggressively smug. What a delightfully petty thing to read. Thank you so much =) 370 Reply
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    Font - Steve2540 6 hr. ago I can imagine everyone else in that room doing the homer simpson backward walk into the bushes. This was a great read and very satisfying. Thank you. 408 Reply Share
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    Font - Arev_Eola Well done! Did they change the coffee rule afterwards? 133 +1.4 hr. ago 120 Reply Share skanus_cepelinai OP +1.4 hr. ago No :( Reply Share
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    Font - dancingsoloud . 4 hr. ago this is the kind of petty I need coursing through my veins 101 Reply Share
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    Font - skanus_cepelinai OP +1.4 hr. ago The CEO would have needed coffee coursing through his digestive tract, glad that differently to him, you got what you need ;)
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    Font - karma_virus 3 hr. ago. edited 3 hr. ago Nice. Our work told the staff they couldn't afford sugar for the coffee. I went out and bought a 3 dollar bag and filled a plastic cereal container with it. We have sugar for life now. I frequently shop at discount liquidation shops, so 20 bucks stocks the office for weeks. I just straight up throw Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowls and Ramen Cups at them.
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    Font - Those little perks are NOT for salary, they can afford their own da coffee. The company provides caffeine to the workers to improve morale, productivity and gain chemical dependence. Work is where the coffee is. The coffee calls.

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