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Top Cringiest Bumble App Screenshots of the Week (May 26, 2023)

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    'Send help. For todays “Why are men….?” Entry.'

    Font - Hola! Today Hii! What do you mean by coffee dates are not really? lol They are a waste of time As the man, I'm paying for the date so I'll decide what we do. It's definitely not coffee Why don't you work out? How so? Delivered
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  • 2

    'What makes someone decide, “yes, that’s the first photo I want to lead with”'

    Smile - = S bumble 4 Emory University 2012 olo = 69
  • 3

    'Men will have no prompts or bio and get mad when girls open with “hi”'

    Font - Aston Yesterday Today Can do better than hi hiii :) i would say something else if you had prompts or a bio to respond to You need someone to prompt you to engage you're literally a stranger so what else is there to say if i know nothing about you lol i don't think u realise how this app works???? Delivered
  • 4

    'oldest trick in the book'

    Font - May 15, 2023 Hey how are you doing? May 16, 2023 Haha Michelle Are you still up Not much Today Want to hang out ? better now ;) wby indeed I am whats up I like my kidneys where they are thank you Delivered
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  • 5

    'Didn’t realise saying welcome was that deep'

    Font - 18:08 Thank you v much ✓iviay 2025 Welcome to what You should be Aa Today It's 'youre welcome' Welcome is more of a greeting 3G 45 Deal Just you saying thank you the normal response is welcome GIF Welcome Oh ok... sorry for my dyslexia Okayyy Delivered
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    'Is it me??'

    Rectangle - 10:18 NO 5G all 61% i May 21, 2023 If an ostrich broke into your home, what would you do to get it to leave? Yesterday Make it it's favorite dinner and then send it on its way That's very nice of you Delivered
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    Font - Heyy 3 May 15, 2023 Hey! I'm new here, how does this work? Do i have to tell you i love you and get you flowers? May 17, 2023 Do i have to tell you i love... For the starters, get me flowers when we'll meet
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    Font - ◄ Safari I think I have enough pictures of me there Did you check my IG? I'm not an alien Jajaja Haha Hard to see your face in the pics on here hahaha If * ⠀ I can't see your face in the first two pics. Yes but they are old pictures lol When we meet you could see I don't think so lol But I'd like to know what you look like

    'Was I wrong to ask for more photos before meeting up? The first two pics showed her very far away and literally could not see her face. The 3rd pic had a selfie with a filter on it. Her IG had the same pics.'

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    Font - ◄ Safari When we meet you could see If * ? Pppfff Jaja I'm glad that this happened Bye : that's not how this works I only meet up with people if I know what they look like. I'm sorry Lol Delivered
  • 10

    'Still swiped right.'

    Font - ES My basics 5' 4" bumble I am a writer, and also work at the county library. I grew up overseas and am the only one in my family with my accent. I also have no idea where the accent came from. Also my great great grandfather killed a man with a shovel. Sometimes High school Socially Never & Woman Relationship Want someday Apolitical My interests Writing Superhero Empathy Christian Board games 69 Mystery
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  • 11

    'Do they do this on purpose or are they just dumb?'

    Communication Device - she/her Server About me It's rare for me to text first I'm almost never on here so add my snap, My basics & Woman My interests Art Bars 3 Don't know yet Photography Karaoke PODNO Gym
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    'I didn't open with the pick up line but it sure as hell got me the date.'

    Font - Allissah Also I had a great pick-up line I didn't get to use. I thought of it at work the other day, took me all night to think of. I was going to show you my bucket list, but it is just a Allissah things I want to do with you. lol wow that's a 10/10 pick up line! I'm so glad you shared that with me! What's the list? Today Well, first thing on this list, of course, would be to take you out for some something to eat/drink? want to make it happen? : Are you kidding? I can't say no after tha
  • 13

    'I found one'

    Font - About me Message me and start a conversation! Find out
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  • 14

    'Now i ain't saying she's a gold Digger...'

    Human - 20:20 = S bumble 4 65% % Mein perfektes erstes Date... Bali at a 5 star hotel with dior bags as a gift
  • 15

    'They keep getting better, ladies'

    Font - ||| bumble My basics 6' 2" About me If we match let's see if we match! Every woman knows what her man needs and wants. No weird acting ladies. Don't be comparing and judging me I'm 1 of 1. Let's be friends and let things happen naturally. If you like me act like it show it really show it. If you wanna know me hmu. Active & Gemini Trade/tech school Socially Man & Relationship Never Want someday Spiritual 69 ojo 25

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