Top Dating App Pickup Lines of the Week (May 29, 2023)

At this point, "you up?" is more desirable than half of these! These pickup lines were compiled from Reddit's iconic r/Tinder subreddit. Keep scrolling below for this week's most wild pickup lines. When you're finished, check out these top tales from the front desk!

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