'My paper isn't long enough? K': College student gets back at rude professor by writing extra long paper and getting it published

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    Property - "My paper isn't long enough? K."
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    Font - r/r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Wild_Butterscotch977 2 days ago 234 oh my paper isn't long enough? k. M OC Another post reminded me of my own little bit of malicious compliance back in college. This was more than a decade ago. So in my junior year I was taking an art history class on medieval art and architecture. Partway through the course, the professor assigned a paper and the instructions were that the paper length was to be 5-9 pages.
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    Font - I wrote my paper and it ended up being 5 pages. I said everything I felt was necessary to say in that amount of pages. When I got the paper back, I received an A minus. Now, I'm not usually the type to complain about an A minus, but in this case I knew I wrote a strong paper. I was an art history major and at this point was three years into my program, so I had a buttload of art history classes under my belt and I f knew when I produced a good art history paper. So I really wanted to hear
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    Font - I went to the professor's office hours to ask why he graded it as such. Yes he was quite amused someone was complaining about an A minus. I didn't give a fu. I wanted to know why he took off points and what he thought could have been improved. He hemmed and hawed for a few minutes (because there wasn't anything wrong with my paper) and finally he said, "Well, it could have been longer."
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    Font - I said, "The prompt said 5-9 pages and I was within that range." He replied, "It could have been longer." Okay fine. Next paper that came around was the term research paper and this time the prompt said "At least 15 pages."
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    Font - Cue MC. I worked my off writing this research paper. And out of pure spite, I made this dude read no less than 29 F PAGES about some stupid medieval church. Now I had written papers this long before (and a year later when I wrote my honors thesis it was nearly four times that length), but for this particular topic, I was really stretching it. The verbosity was a bit ridiculous. A week or two later, he returned the paper. A+ grade. He handed it to me and said with a genuine smile, "It was
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    Font - I begrudgingly submitted my maliciously compliant paper to the journal and it was accepted and published. Admittedly I was probably the one that suffered the most from my own MC but I didn't care and I'd do it again. Edit - thank you everyone for all the awards! I know some people have asked for a link to the paper that was published but I'd really prefer to remain anon on reddit.
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    Font - Cruiser4357 2 days ago Malicious Compliance that turns into publishing credit. I love it! 3.7k Reply Share
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    Font - Wild_Butterscotch977 OP 2 days ago thank you :) too bad I didn't go into a career where the publishing credit matters.. 1.5k Reply
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    Font - HawkinsT. 2 days ago Still a cool thing to have under your belt though. 4 446 Reply
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    Font - Arthur2_sheds Jackso n - 2 days ago At least you can massage your ego by searching your name on Google and have something other than social media handles in the results
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    Font - Keepnasstychips. 2 days ago I love that you published it! I have had so many students write amazing, fascinating papers, but who are too nervous to submit even with lots of support (which I get... I would have been too nervous as well!)
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    Font - CoderJoe1 2 days ago I love this story and want to upvote it, but it could've been a bit longer. Just saying. /s 3.1k Reply Share
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    Font - MisChef 2 days ago I had a professor that gave me a 94 on a practical exam. (That's when you have to actually do something like in my case, make food) So I challenged him on it, and asked what's wrong with it? He said there's nothing really wrong with it. I said well, then why isn't it a. 95 or a '99 or even 100? He said, well it just felt like a 94 to me.
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    Font - I said "look, I'm paying you to be an instructor, and if there's something that can be improved on this, it's your job to teach me. So if you can't tell me something tangible that I should do to make this better...." He knew that he didn't have a leg to stand on, he had nothing to say that could improve my dish, so he changed it to 100. It wasn't that I was trying to be antagonistic, I want to learn, I want to be better! if he's the teacher that's his job is to help me get to that perfect
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    Font - Wild_Butterscotch977 OP - 2 days ago . hah nice! yeah I felt the same way. If there was something wrong with my paper, I wanted to understand what it was. 182 Reply

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