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Funny Cat Has The Spook Of A Lifetime In The Form Of An Obviously Evil Broom (Viral Twitter Thread)

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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed So yesterday, our cat Inky had what must have been, for his little cat brain, a genuine horror experience. (he is fine) First of all, you need to understand that he hates the broom. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 2M Views 5,382 Retweets 502 Quotes 31.1K Likes 2,141 Bookmarks

    We do appreciate the "he is fine" note that this person left in parentheses. It means that we can calmly read the rest of this thread knowing that no cats were harmed and that the cat was simply acting like the biggest drama queen ever during this hilarious scenario. 

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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed There wasn't a reason for it, he just never trusted that thing. Whenever either of us swept he'd hop up on the couch and hunch suspiciously, watching the broom as it moved over the floor. The mop was also sus. That's just a wet broom, as far as he was concerned. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 · 217K Views 50 Retweets 7,378 Likes 11 Bookmarks

    The buildup in this thread, as you can see, is quite intense. And we have to say, as people who have already read the rest of it, that the ending of this hilarious story does not disappoint in the slightest. Seriously, we wish more people would tell us tales of their cats' ridiculous shenanigans, we absolutely love reading them. 

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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed His broom fear escalated recently when I was cleaning and left the broom at the top of the stairs. He decided to investigate while it was dormant, and knocked the broom over in the process. Which of course caused it to chase him down the stairs at light speed. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 208K Views 63 Retweets 2 Quotes 7,771 Likes 8 Bookmarks
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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed Ever since that day, f ck that broom. He went from suspicion to obvious hatred. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 · 198.2K Views ... 51 Retweets 2 Quotes 7,504 Likes 4 Bookmarks
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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed Yesterday, the condo unit we live in had the windows cleaned. So we're in the living room when this is happening, and we check to make sure the windows are all latched -- and Inky freaks the fack out 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 · 193.3K Views : 41 Retweets 6,278 Likes 3 Bookmarks
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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed Outside the window is the biggest, wettest, scariest broom in the universe. It's bright red, just like his nemesis, but like 25 feet tall, and it's loud, broom bristles are spraying water and it's AT THE WINDOW TRYING TO GET IN 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 188.9K Views ... 105 Retweets 2 Quotes 9,226 Likes 15 Bookmarks
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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed He hissed at the windows. He puffed up as big as he can go. He ran up the stairs and hunched on the landing, the furthest spot in the home from any window, growling even though he has never growled in his entire life. he had seen, with his own eyes, SLENDERBROOM. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 · 189.5K Views 146 Retweets 4 Quotes 12K Likes 33 Bookmarks
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    Font - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed He spent the rest of the day refusing to be more that 6 inches away from me, mostly sitting on my desk sheltering in place. Because now he knows. The monster is real. 7:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 182K Views ... 74 Retweets 3 Quotes 10.7K Likes 14 Bookmarks
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    Cat - Natalie Zed @NatalieZed ... Inky thanks you all for your support and well wishes during this difficult time 3:24 PM Jun 2, 2023 169K Views 245995
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