27 Pun-Tastic Pick-up Lines for Flirty Fun on Tinder

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Kim Cohen
Jun 12, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

Dating apps really are the gift that keep on giving, and at this point we're not sure whether to laugh or cry. Just when we thought we'd seen in all - and heard it all from our girl gang who could write a Netflix series on dating apps at this point - we came across this Instagram account packed full of Tinder screenshots.

Consisting of 'opening messages' from the original dating app itself, a bunch of guys decided that the way to get a response would be to send a well though out, pun filled opener. Everything from a play on words to using the girls name to make a joke/dad joke and everything in between.

So, just incase you've never been messaged a 'pun(nny) pickup line,' or are in need of some inspiration to get attention on dating apps, here's 27 of them to make you cringe, laugh and everything in between…

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  • 01
    Screenshot - < Tumie I know I shouldn't start with a physical compliment, but I'm loving your ana Tumie wow! But you just did Thank you ey Anyways Hope you are good I know, I shouldn't really start like that, not very cool as an opening message! I left myself with butterflies in my Tumie W Don't worry about it ey... ooh I get it Sent
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  • 02
    Product - < I guess since your username is G, the best thing I could do is continue the alphabet and say HI Today 21:24 I'm honestly so impressed rn you're the first person to put that together nice Sent
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  • 03
    Product - < Just need to match with M, C and A now and I'll have a fun place to stay X Today 18:58 Haha it's unusual pick up like I got will give you that + Sent
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  • 04
    Product - < Caoimhe There once was a girl called Caoimhe Her profile was hot like a fever So I sent her a rhyme I really was tryin' Praying that I'm an overachiever A Today 22:16 Hahah I love it ✓✓ + Sent
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  • 05
    Font - < Isabel I know this Isabel-ated message, but heyy, how you? Today 22:05 I'm not to bad! Thanks I must say that's now one of my favourite opening messages + Sent
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  • 06
    Product - < Anna To borrow a line from Mel, Geri, Victoria, Mel and Emma; I w-Anna-be your lover Hahahaha. Today 09:15 + Sent
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    Product - < Emma I thought girls like you only existed in my Emma-gination Today 15:30 Oh wow thank youuuuu + Sent
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    Font - < Martyna Hey can I call you Tyna? Because I feel matching with you was predes-Tyna-tion VJ Today 16:36 Damn that's a really good pick up line well done + Sent
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    Font - 08 Roisin Ro Ro Ro your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Getting your digits would be a dream Yesterday 15:57 2 xx Yesterday 19:51 Never in a million years did I think one of my cheesy lines would work Yesterday 20:32 Ahhaha well there ya go, that's my number + Sent
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    Product - < Wow Ines Your name is missing an F and a T, cus you really are the finest Today 11:48 A+ for effort and originality + Sent
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  • 11
    Product - < Mistress Mira "Mira Mira, on the wall Who's the kinkiest of them all?" Today 00:01 ok you win That was great + Sent ♡
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  • 12
    Product - < Yamsel If you were in a burning building, I'd risk my life to save you! Why? Because I always help a Yamsel in distress Love itttt Today 01:31 ✓✓ + Sent
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  • 13
    Font - < Elaine Is Elaine short for Porcelaine? Cus you look expensive and something I'd want on my bedroom floor AA Today 13:00 I like itttt that's a first + Sent
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    Product - < Sasha Swiped right 'cus you look like Sasha nice girl Hahaha thanks I am a nice girl I think Anyone who laughs at my lame pun attempts is alright in my book Hahaha ffs I didn't even realise it was a pun Sent
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  • 15
    Font - < Greta 1/7 Swap the "t" and the "a" around and that's what I think of you + Sent
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  • 16
    Font - < ef AA Lib Is Lib short for Library? Because I've got some overdue books and you've got fine written all over you + Sent
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  • 17
    Font - < Alice Gotta admit, a date would you really would be a trip to Wonderland + Sent
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  • 18
    Font - < Eibhlís Hey I'm hoping my pun skills and d-Eibhlís charm can win you over + ✓✓ Sent
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  • 19
    Font - < Rit Girls as cute as you should come with a Rit-en warning ✓✓ Sent
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  • 20
    Font - < Hayley HAY LEY-ve your name, number and a brief message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.. *Beep* + Sent
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  • 21
    Font - < Aline I think your parents mixed up the n and the e, because you're out of this world + Sent
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  • 22
    Font - < Hey I always get a bit paNikki when I match with someone so cute, so please excuse my cheesy jokes in advance A D D Nikki Love it Today 15:09 ↓↓ + Sent
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  • 23
    Font - Sure Abigail Hey I can I call you Gail? Because your profile just blew me away Today 23:14 Perfect! Gail it is then. By the way, in some countries, it's ille-Gail to look as cute as you do Today 23:41 Awwww that's cute + Sent
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  • 24
    Product - < Clare It's quite Clare we were made for each other Today 09:25 C+ for that one xx Today 10:55 I'm going to submit an appeal for a re-grade, as I need Clare- ification on one or two things Today 11:19 You should have quit while you were ahead xx
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  • 25
    Font - < D Vali Call me Silicon, because together we could be rich and world famous Well that would be the first when I hear something like + Sent
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    Font - < Get out Niamh Hey I niamher thought I'd match with someone so cute as you Today 21:26 I kind of loved that, not gonna lie + Sent
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    Product - < Lucia I'm gonna admit, you were in my visions last night... I guess that's what they call a Lucia-d dream Today 09:13 No joke, you already made my morning how did you come up with that Today 18:44 I dabble in a bit of name puns now and then... glad it made your morning! I try put a smile on people's faces Sent
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