The Baa-aaa-achelor: 20 Stunningly Cute And Wholesome Goats To Consider For A Date After Giving Up On Men

Single life is hard, anyone who tells you otherwise is already in a relationship or naive. We've been as single as a pringle for a while now and the dating pool is starting to look a little bit dim. Luckily, life is never short on new doors to open as long as you're open to the possibilities. So, we're here to announce that we're officially giving up on men, and we'll now be identifying a crazy goat person. They're pretty cute, and they'll never tell us that we look anything less than perfect in the outfits we go out in.

There's a reason why goats have the acronym G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time), it's because they are. They're adorable, they're silly, and they eat your trash, so overall we think it's a win-win-win situation. Who wouldn't want a silly, handsome baby goat to walk around with? We know that we do, and they'll never disappoint us like past boys. Hopefully, we won't butt heads too much.

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We always say that we're looking for guys with a funny personality, and you can tell that this goat is BURSTING with personality. Here he is, right in front of our noses, the man of our dreams. He likes taking pictures with rainbows and has a sense of humor. Perfection.
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We're not sure if this is just a goat throwing a temper tantrum, or if this is the goat equivalent of a finance bro. Guess we'll have to go talk to him to find out. If he's a finance bro, it's a no for us, but if he's wearing those sunglasses ironically, there might be hope!
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