Memes For Good Fortune

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    Table - "Man, maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lamp, but finding the lamp inside you"
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    Forehead - When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's, and they still won't stop talking
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    Rectangle - My Life Is The Pitts Family @LifePitts Them: What is your favorite thing to bring camping with you? Me: An oceanfront hotel room.
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    Dog - He loves digging holes. And then sitting in them staring at everybody
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    Font - Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman wow this dude got yeeted into his dream job OG KHQ Local News @KHQLocalNews. 1d A Border Collie who was ejected from a car during a crash in Idaho Sunday has been found, on a sheep farm, herding sheep. khq.com/ news/dog-eject...
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    Organism - When you pet a dog and the owner says, "Wow, he never lets strangers do that!"
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    Font - I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start my healing process
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    Font - Never been called crazy by a man who didn't come back for more so who's really crazy
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    Bird - [GOD CREATING DUCKS] Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.
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    Organism - Aaron Paul Sullivan @apsullivan Actually, it's only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling anxiety.
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    Vertebrate - When you're trying to love people but you're also an introvert and have boundaries
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    Organism - When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident COLLISION DIAGRAM a 1655 Traffic Collision Report 104.9 to
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    Facial expression - "do u think the world revolves around u?" Me:
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    Font - Not Michael Jordan @CleoZevach3000 Did it bother anybody else that the guy from that "Operation" game was clearly wide awake?
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    Carnivore - Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service winssodoshpois
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    Font - Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.
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    Glasses - Me Ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing in to it.
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    Font - Cydni Beer @cydbeer Experts: Listen to your body. Other People's Body: Rest. Drink more water. Stretch. My Body: Eat more pizza. Think of things you can't change that scare you at 2am. Try on something too small to feel bad about yourself.
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    Organism - My dog destroyed her cactus toy today and inside was another cactus Marco @mtlnd This company understands dogs :
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    Organism - karanbir singh @karanbirtinna If someone tells you that they're fighting depression, be sure to tell them to "cheer up". Maybe they haven't thought of that yet.
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    Font - Study: Eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance buff.ly/2wZOQFP @DismalChips I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well
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    Font - SOME DAYS. THE SUPPLY OF AVAILABLE CURSE WORDS IS INSUFFICIENT TO MEET MY DEMANDS.
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    Vertebrate - When you convince a bunch of trees to destroy an industrialized nation...
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    Forehead - When someone tells you to stop saying sorry because you say it too much and now all you want to do is say sorry for saying sorry too much
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    Dress - What's wrong? All of his sweet talk was generated by ChatGPT...
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    Font - mean things I say to myself @meantomyself Five love languages are outdated and not inclusive. I have identified 37 separate preferences including Acts of Bagel, Quality Memes, and Words of Spelled Correctly
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    Font - My coworker was so stressed at work that our boss told him to go take a walk outside and come back when he feels better. Y'all he NEVER came back.
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    Font - Why is 2023 moving like it's in a rush
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    Human - How to Calm an Angry Woman Are you on your period or something?
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    Head - "In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold." Me in Japan :
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    Water - Can you help me get a stain out of my dress? No, this time it's wine Come again?
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    Organism - SassyLady1961 @SLady1961 When I see rich, snooty looking women at the grocery store, I pretend I need something and say, "Excuse me, do you work here?" Just to help keep things real.
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    Brown - Jesus Christ! Look at the time XII / VI
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    Jaw - "Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else's house." - Sun Tzu
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    Automotive tire - THIS WAS NEVER OKAY @totally80sroom
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    Font - Someone said "30 years ago" and my mind went "Ah yes! The 1970's," but they meant 1993 & now I need a moment.
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    Dog - This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
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    Plant - OUDER CROWDER You two are orcs CHANGE MY MIND

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