Good morning campers! I know you amazing animals are straight off the busses and probably in need of a good rest, but first, we've got to do some orientation around here! Before that, welcome to Camp Jubilous Jabronies! Now let's get you all set up with your new lodgings and roommates for the rest of the summer!
Okay, now that orientation is done and you all have your room numbers, it's time to get going to your rooms and figure out whos gonna be your summer pal. It could be any one of these kittens, puppies, and kids around you, isn't that exciting? Anyways, on to the unpacking little Jabronies, well see you in two hours right here, and then give you the grand tour, followed by dinner.
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Priscilla the chicken was having a strange day indeed. She found a basket with some strangely colored eggs and had decided to adopt them, despite the fact that they were incredibly warm for eggs. Now the eggs were making yipping noises, which was very un-egg like. How curious.
Never mess with a Golden Retriever that has air superiority. You'll throw the ball for it and the second you do a parrot swarm will come swooping in and snatch it with a net, drop it in front of the retriever, and then you're stuck in an endless loop of having to throw a ball every few seconds until you drop. Also, there's a hamster.
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