A Dirty Stinking Batch of Memes

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    Hair - When you greet a dog and the owner starts talking to you I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing.
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    Tie - My kids every time I clean a room drgrayfang we're here to fuck shit up
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    Computer - Give your cat a place to rest ...other than your keyboard Give your cat the FLOATING JUDGMENT BOX to allow them to stare at your unfinished work from afar
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    Organism - jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1 Meet Sugar, she doesn't like to be ridden. If Sugar is approached with a saddle she lyes down and pretends to be asleep. Sugar refuses to open her eyes until the riders leave.
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    Jaw - I'm fast. I'm very fast. cats 20 hrs a day cats at 3am
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    World - When you accidentally type AGAGAGA instead of HAHAHAH * [Laughs in Deoxyribonucleic Acid]
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    Hair - Milli Vanilli watching people get famous for lip synching on TikTok:
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    Plant - When you make almost as much oxygen as trees but nobody shows you love *sad algae noises *
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    Cat - Glenn loves macaroni night
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    Property - Pharrell has listed his Beverly Hills mansion for $17 million bit.ly/3cpMGiK Ali 2 @jordanfibonacci This man live in a community college
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    Nature - ready to kick the crap out of some diabetic kids for charity C CHRISTMAS & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser BAZAAR Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm 1:30pm
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    Aircraft - The parking lot at every climate change conference THE FEEL 00002
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    Rectangle - "Grandma you got some pepper?" "Yea baby check in the cabinets " SELL BY AUG 29 99
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    Property - Julia Young @okjulia 22h My cousin moved to a house with a huge built- in wine rack but she doesn't drink so I figured out an elegant solution for her MUT PRINGLES SPRING ORIGINAL PRINGLES
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    Cat - HOW TRUCK DRIVERS LOOK AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE STRUGGLING TO BACK UP YOUR LITTLE CAR NIKE.COM
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    Human - My girlfriend before meeting her parents for the first time DON'T TALK ABOUT FRODO OR THE RING AND SAY NOTHING OF ARAGORN EITHER, IN FACT, IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T SPEAK AT ALL
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    Food - The puurfect beer doesn't exi- OFFE ORTER CHOC CAKE REWING CO SPECIAL EDITION STRONG BEER IMPERIAL PORTER BIG HECKIN' RECHONKER CHONKE ESCOLATE BIRTHDAY CARE PORTER CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CARE 473 ml IBU 20 1 OFF THE SPECIAL EDITION RAIL STRONG BEER 1.2% ADVI IMPERIAL PORT BIG HECKIN 473 ml|IBU - LIFE
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    Gesture - When your friend uses fabric softener
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    Shorts - Every picture from the E.T. ride at Universal Studios looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle
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    Font - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: what makes you angry pirate: when someone steals my p 1:41 PM 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 394 Retweets 2,354 Likes took me a minute Source: justbadpuns 11,927 notes A
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    Azure - This aquarium is also a wedding venue and the Beluga Whales love photobombing
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    Ecoregion - The shadow of Mount Rainier causing a gap in the sunrise
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    Output device - headspace-hotel Follow Ideas you might love Lethal injection sure pinterest whatever 3,071 notes
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    Human - me trying to fix my attitude
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    Shirt - Arguing with someone and you get so heated you mix up your words Assflash, newshole!
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    Sky - Told my coworker Susan she swallowed too many kids. That's why everything out her mouth sound childish. Now I have a meeting with HR
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    Font - for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH I AM ENOUGH
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    Gesture - How minor the Situation is TYO OTODAY How much I Overthink it
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    Art - When the battle starts, but it's also laundry day ROMA 19
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    Textile - When your crush says she likes mysterious men A

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