'I know all kinds of dirt on employees, past and present': 25+ Employee 'secrets' that bosses always notice

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    Font - Bosses of Reddit, what do your employees think you don't notice, but you really do? When they're on Facebook or browsing the web. The natural reaction to someone approaching your desk is not a furious flurry of clicking and your eyes bulging.
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    Hair - Bosses of Reddit, what do your employees think you don't notice, but you really do?
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    Font - + [deleted] When they're on Facebook or browsing the web. The natural reaction to someone approaching your desk is not a furious flurry of clicking and your eyes bulging.
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    Font - missallis My facility has overnight shifts. Employees honestly think I don't notice when they're ASLEEP when I arrive in the morning (I come in at 5 AM.) Me: Hey, I know it can be really difficult, but please do try to stay awake, okay? Employee: I was awake! Me: You were snoring when I came in.
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    Font - Employee: I don't remember that. Me: that's because you were unconscious. ^ actual conversation. Also, I know you're on your phone all day. I don't care. Just be discreet so I don't get in trouble when MY boss sees you doing it.
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    Product - I_lurk_until_needed They think I am too old to know what reddit is.
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    Human body - feddee "Secretly" talking about me.
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    Human body - newgatsbyfitness When they are really sick
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    Font - [deleted] I work in a restaurant and 90% of the people I manage are under the age of 20. I really really don't want to treat you like a child and be constantly on your a about your work. It's annoying as to the both of us and if you just did your S you would find that work is 100% more fun when you don't have someone constantly barking at you.
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    Font - Some employees refuse to understand this and are b hurt as f that I don't order then around equally and often never tell certain employees to do anything (because they're already doing what they're supposed to be doing). TL;DR Do your s don't have to b you, d hit. so I hat
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    Smile - IDFWSoup We see it all. You just have to pick your battles sometimes.
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    Font - Tess47 When you are looking for another job or interviewing. Sometimes we are happy and sometimes we are not.
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    Font - ✪ [deleted] Their extended breaks.
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    Font - my_name_is_gato The constant texting. I get it. You have kids. But that doesn't mean you need to be in constant contact. Especially when my TPS reports are due...
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    Font - littleballofsunshine. I can always tell when my employees are having a rough time outside of work. I'm in a field where we work with kids every day and it's easy to see when someone who is normally able to at least fake being excited (convincingly) for the kids just can't fake it well enough.
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    Font - k_b_r_o If you're constantly late, don't blame the traffic or an accident. We all know you just need to get up earlier.
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    Font - vicsilver I hear everything. Seriously. Just because I'm in an office off of the cube farm doesn't mean I can't hear them gossiping all day. I don't mind because they work their a es off- but I know ALL KINDS of dirt on employees, past and present.
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    Font - MisterShine Not an owner, but a manager. Answer - when people are applying for other jobs. We do permit working from home under certain circumstances, and it's when someone is WFH perhaps a couple of times a week, and when they're taking calls on their mobiles at work they're disappearing into a corner where they can't be overheard. But you can always tell. I don't have a problem with it, to be honest. Good luck to them.
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    Font - creagentman That they're not paid enough. In small business, it's easy for everyone to simply jump in where they're needed and never say something like, "it's not my job." Salaries match what we can afford, and I wish it was so much more.
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    Font - bohica Even though you're sitting up straight, hand on keyboard and mouse, I see your eyes closed napping.
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    Font - zzth22 How Janice from accounting just don't give a f
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    Font - Banished BeCavalier. Everything. I notice everything. I don't think they understand that most days they come in after me and I come back in the morning. So everything that is supposed to be done I see, or don't see. If I walk in and it's a disaster, do they think that I won't notice? "So when I came in, there were boxes on the floor, and the list of tasks I needed done were incomplete." "What? Really?" Actual conversation. Yes really! Did it surprise you that you didn't do what I asked so
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    Font - knightni73 Too many bosses these days stand by the CYA Principle. "Cover Your A." They're too busy trying to save their own jobs to give the employee a break.
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    Font - Nasyr I am not a boss, just a production manager (really not a fancy one) but, well, i guess some of my guys call me their boss. They are mostly really new refugees or new usual immigrants working minimum wage (about 800 Euros). • 3 of them sometimes hide in the toilet for an hour to sleep. It is okay, i know they are huddled in a 1 room shack with wife and kids. I just act like i don't get it.
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    Font - • They often steal beverage/pastry from meeting rooms (we have many of them and every single one has a fully equipped refrigerator). Sometimes i say something when it is someone who i know has enough money to buy it from the vending machine, but never when it's someone who is barely getting by. They are passing around a mini- basketball doing work and hide it when i'm passing through.
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    Font - I really couldn't care less because the work they do always exceeds expectations, not neccessarily in numbers but in quality and that's what's important to me.
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    Font - Gandhis Rage. The fact that you set up our spreadsheets in blue and light gray, not to match company colors, but so no one would notice you clicking off Facebook.

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