A Cavalcade of Funny Memes Designed to Fit Your Many Needs

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    Tire - when someone says you can't be both passive-aggressive and nice ONELL 14:38 logs s Holding the Door Slightly Open For People Vlog Creations. 989K views • 4 years ago :
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    Font - Toni Love 4m. Im a Pisces and that's why I am not interested Jack Wells Apr 11 I'm an Aquarius and that's why I don't have to go to church Nicola Foti @soundlyawake I'm a [astrological sign] and that's why 1 [predictive text].
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    Tableware - Today, I realized Plankton eats holographic meatloaf for dinner because holograms are projections of light, and plankton gain energy through photosynthesis.
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    Font - Eric Hoke @erichoke Remember friend. A $5 iced latte a day is $25 a week, $100 a month, $1200 a year. After 10 years.. that's $12,000! Which is still nowhere near enough to put a down payment on a house so enjoy your espresso in peace.
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    Font - Pamela Colloff @pamelacolloff I once watched a colleague (who had just returned to work after maternity leave) highlight every email in her inbox and press delete. When she saw the look on my face, she shrugged and said, "If they really need to talk to me, they'll find me." I think of her nearly every day.
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    Food - Therapist: "Sour Patch Adult isn't real he can't hurt you" Sour Patch Adult:
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    Handwriting - This is the funnest fucking graffiti I've ever seen. : OH NO! YOUR UPPER CLASS NEIGHBOURHOOD HAS & WRITING ON IT! "
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    Rectangle - LIFE BASED ON SIN 25455ESSES dulunkadudand scottthepilgrim: honey why are you pouring baking soda on the table? shut up mom itill look cool online
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    Rectangle - kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach1na The goth kids hold the line.
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    Rectangle - When they're down but you gotta buy breakfast after WAFFLE HO E
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    Vertebrate - URGENT: BABY FLAMINGO DOING THE FLAMINGO LEG
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    Rectangle - me in high school during gym GAORA
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    Watch - My English teacher congratulating me for writing an original tragic story Me who wrote a short autobiography
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    Forehead - When you're narrating a tennis match wack wack wack wack
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    Dog - ICE @REALBURTIIS count your fucking days petsmart ⠀
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    Cat - BOBINES Sippature Grape CATRATE SODA 12 PACK
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    Finger - My child's hands look like this che Mar cherry /TM/O TM/OMare, in StatQues S Stari Mars, chemy Starburs che 3310 Tique obu TM/SM so mine can look like that
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    Joint - Me holding wheat My minecraft COWS
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    Shoe - Nothing like coming back home and cracking open a six pack. AtAld
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    Font - The "Strong Independent Woman" aisle cat food cat toys 12 wine meals for one @aranjevi
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    Motor vehicle - GERS McDonald's NOW HIRING SMILING FECES
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    Forehead - Me as a kid in church seeing who would die if the light fixture fell
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    Organism - Rowe Medlin @rowemedlin Every time I get in an Uber I jokingly point and shout "follow that car!" like I'm in a movie. The drivers never think it's funny and my passenger rating is 2.4 but that's show biz baby
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    Food - CANADIAN BACON Dittle GUNS N'BACON La
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    World - jessafer94 Follow out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results. no-nami Follow your work is appreciated trainsforbrains Follow op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry ROY SCHEIDER RICHARD DREYFUSS ROBERT SHAW JAWS The terrifying motion picture from the terrifying No. 1 best seller. HAYRAN HULLED SEARANILIAMS THEY ENDREADS UW EDWAYNERALS VENNEL AMANT scarlet--raven Follow It's 1:30 am and I'm cackling like a deranged witch
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    Font - Jon @ArfMeasures Boss: Can I see you in my office? Me *trying to suppress laugh as I put on my camo jacket* you can try
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    Terrestrial plant - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji [introductions at a party] Me: this is my first wife Her: and current wife Me: and these are her kids Her: they're also his Me: we keep it friendly Her: on account of we're still married Me: and I love these kids like they're my own Her: because they are
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    Font - Middle Age Riot @middleageriot Parenting is hard. I am trying to teach my son that "Vagina" isn't a dirty word, but that he still needs to pick a different name for his hamster.
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    Font - Rural Northern Canada Due to Moose: Auto-Door Temporarily Disabled WE TWC DOOR PLEASE FOR MY PLEASE DO NOT
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    Font - shammy @sammy_gwin Today the drug dog came to our school and he stopped by my car and wouldn't move so I had to go out there and unlock it so he could search my car and it was because of the dog treats I keep in there
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    Font - a goose @nikkifranki i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is naked but she also arrived that way :
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    Font - narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half- assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said "Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce 'egg'?"
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    Font - Lord Hugh Mungus @PoodleSnarf I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone
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    Forehead - "You're the first girl I've brought here" The bartender: Daily Colla GARITOL GERITOL TONK GERITOL CAL
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    Smile - Mike Primavera @primawesome Whenever I'm trying to spell unnecessary auto correct kisses me on the forehead and tells me to stop. I just hit n, c, and s until ⠀
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    Font - katie @skatie420 [showing off my new baby] we named her after my grandmother, her name is Grandma. 7:48 AM - 20 Apr 22. Twitter for iPhone 380 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 3,939 Likes
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    Font - danielle weisberg @danielleweisber so we have ice (water) hockey, field (earth) hockey, and air/table (air) hockey.... folks I believe it is time for fire hockey

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