Welcome one and all, to this fangtabulous day of pure puppy goodness, the Pawdorable Puppy Parade! This year is set to be one of the best parades, especially after the bad weather of the last few parades. Thankfully, the sign is shining, the puppies are happy and the audience is excited, nothing can go wrong! What's that? The parade is being attacked by ferocious feline fur babies?!
This just in, a band of wild kittens has been tying up parade goers with balls of string and wool, and, woah, the strings are glowing! Wait, the fibers are now transforming into formal evening wear and the kittens are carting out puppy and kitten-themed meals to everyone, and the puppies are joining them! And now a kitten and a puppy have broken into my set and are telling me to make an announcement on the teleprompter, hold on… Okay folks, looks like this was planned, and I just didn't know about it, from now on the Puppy Parade is the Puppy and Kitten Parade, enjoy!
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As we all know, the metric for measuring puppies is bananas, in direct contrast with the space rock measuring metrics based off of animals. This pupper looks to be about two and a half bananas long, and one banana tall, which is how a healthy pupper should be.
This derpy lil pug is celebrating his Derpsday! A derpsday is a special day that celebrates the day that a pupper first did a derp, which can coincide with a birthday, but generally doesn't, as most puppers do their first derp a week or so after they are born.
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