Like many before me, I am a recovering gaming addict. But luckily, I have emerged from the dark depths of gaming addiction and have become the epitome of self-control and moderation. No longer am I plagued by the seductive call of video games, luring me into their devastating grasp. No more late nights spent battling the same BBEG over and over and over again while the real world passes me by. Oh, the sacrifices I made to break free from the clutches of those temptations! Now, my days are filled with the most enthralling activities imaginable, like watching paint dry and counting dust particles in the air. I've discovered the sheer ecstasy of folding laundry and organizing my sock drawer. Truly, there is nothing more exhilarating than catching up on emails from my least favorite people in the world. Gone are the days of action-packed adventures and intoxicating adrenaline rushes. Instead, I embrace the monotony of everyday life with open arms, reveling in the mundanity that once eluded me. The rush of conquering worlds has been replaced with the thrill of staying on top of my credit card balance and filing taxes on time.
If you, too, are a recovering gaming addict, may these memes give you that temporary rush of pure joy you so sorely miss.
