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'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

'[He] asked HR to prove it': 15-year employee in his late 50s saves himself from getting fired when company doesn't want to pay his pension

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Woman and her 7 kids in scout uniforms jump the fence of private family’s farm, insisting farm animals make it a petting zoo and public property: ‘We saw the little ducks and chickens, and we want to pet them’

Woman and her 7 kids in scout uniforms jump the fence of private family’s farm, insisting farm animals make it a petting zoo and public property: ‘We saw the little ducks and chickens, and we want to pet them’

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31-year-old mom goes "no contact" after sister excludes her children from family events despite her moving to Florida so their kids could grow up together: “Sorry, friends only”

31-year-old mom goes "no contact" after sister excludes her children from family events despite her moving to Florida so their kids could grow up together: “Sorry, friends only”

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Woman builds dream home, mother-in-law finds it childish and secretly hire painters to repaint entire house while she's on vacation: '[Lawyer] said I 100% have legal grounds to sue'

Woman builds dream home, mother-in-law finds it childish and secretly hire painters to repaint entire house while she's on vacation: '[Lawyer] said I 100% have legal grounds to sue'

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20-year-old cancels vacation after 21-year-old "bestie" assumes she'll pay for all the expenses herself: 'This trip was her idea!'

20-year-old cancels vacation after 21-year-old "bestie" assumes she'll pay for all the expenses herself: 'This trip was her idea!'

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Friend refuses to split $1,000+ check at a San Francisco birthday dinner after another friend racked up the bill with family-style platters of seafood, meat, and pricey cocktails: ‘We were each expected to pay $150, I had a $23 pasta and a $10 mocktail’

Friend refuses to split $1,000+ check at a San Francisco birthday dinner after another friend racked up the bill with family-style platters of seafood, meat, and pricey cocktails: ‘We were each expected to pay $150, I had a $23 pasta and a $10 mocktail’

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