Congratulations, you've just become mom and dad! Yayyy first-time parents! The bundle of joy were waiting for has finally arrived and you've entered the wild world of newborn life, just what you expected right? LOL, not so fast.
Sleep's becomes a distant memory, baby poop has become a regular topic of conversation, your boobs couldn't hurt more if they tried and you're not too sure who you are or what day it is, right? Well, brace yourselves as you're only just getting started.
Remember those blissful nights of uninterrupted slumber? Well, say goodbye to those as you become acquainted with the nocturnal routines of your little bundle of joy. Suddenly, 3 AM has become your prime time for diaper changes and lullaby renditions that sound like Arianna Grande being strangled.
Not to mention the crash course in pop color you're about the go through and the style of vomiting that will be permanently stuck to your shirt. Long gone are the days of conversations about anything else.
I mean, who knew such a tiny human could induce such mayhem? But amidst all this madness, we're here to make parents laugh - so buckle up and start scrolling and realize you are far from alone…
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