40+ Memes For Roku City Residents Looking To Take The Edge Off

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    Font - Me: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no
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    Organism - Thank you Spiderman for saving my son's cake
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    Plant - REMEMBER: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow Me For More Gardening Tips
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    Sleeve - "Are you a morning person or a night person?" Me: I am barely even a person.
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    Handwriting - EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS I. WAITED 45 minutes AND NO employee MY HANDS Came to wash
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    Hairstyle - Standing in front of the mirror contemplating saying Candyman 5 times just for a lil razzle dazzle
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    Font - What two jobs are fine on their own but suspicious if you work both of them? ↑ 9.0k BEST COMMENTS ✓ 2.2k wigginsadam80 3h. Paramedic and mortician NoesHowe2Spel 2h 3 Awards Veterinarian and Taxidermist. ⠀ KraZe-Ace 1h Share Free Gascogne 1h 1 Award That's one hell of a slogan. Reply 19 Awards "Either way, you'll get your dog back." ⠀ Award 4.2k 5.0k
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    Food - Who seriously puts WHIPPED CREAM on a croissant
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    Font - Being an adult is a full time job. Self care is a full time job. Being in a relationship is a full time job. Having kids is a full time job. Maintaining a household is a full time job. Sorry, nothing positive to end this with. Just trying to figure out how tf I'm supposed to manage 10 full time jobs.
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    Smile - Works for dog too 1: Go to Google 2: search cat 3: touch the paw icon 4: touch anywhere You're welcome
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    Food - Beesechurger
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    Shoe - Laugh @Darkdisney My brain in literally every single serious situation I'm in for no reason.
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    Font - For the record, an entire bottle of wine fits perfectly in a Starbucks venti cup.
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    Sleeve - my sister ate the leftovers i was saving so i taped this to her bathroom window. have a nice shower sweetie
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    Font - K so I'm only trying to spend $25 between now and December
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    Vertebrate - when you have a fairy tale ending but it's the German version
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    Dog - Lomunidad September 26 at 11:36 AM - ✪ CONGRATULATIONS to the two winners of the DOGGO drawing contest! 55 Remember that the winnner of this contest was chosen through Likes 1st Place nd Place
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    Cat - DESTROYS FURNITURE... STILL LOOKS FABULOUS!
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    Drinkware - my cat, listening to verse 35 of the song I made about him Hedda
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    Font - Ernesto @Ernie P35 When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.
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    Font - I'm never drinking again unless something's going on later today
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    Property - Dear UPS, THANKS for hiding my package so well. I almost didn't find it 178
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    Brown - WHO TOOK MY XACO KNIFEZ XACTLY PLA IT WAS ΜΕ
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    Font - They really put a Discman with the Anti-Skip System in a museum already. I don't think I've ever felt older in my life. SL-SX420 MP3 Panasonic ANTI-SKIP SYSTEM
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    Plant - Just harvested this zucchini from the garden. What should I do with it?
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    Font - [ordering cake over phone] "and what would you like the cake to say?" [covers phone to ask wife] "do we want a talking cake?"
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    Food - HayleyCakes God i within her the will frot fail Suggested for you · 1d • ● it's a joke, please don't cancel me #cookiecake • Follow GASLIGHTING IS NOT REAL YOU'RE JUST CRAZY LUUSAA
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    Font - I'm about to walk around Lowe's looking confused. Hide your dads.
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    Glasses - Blind District
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    Food - Corn Dogs are basically just meat Twinkies. Dea
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    Wood - The internet has ruined me.
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    Musical instrument - I'm driving around turning tvs off 11 MURAD
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    Handheld game console - when you see a cat on the street 889
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    Organism - baby @sidebae TWITTER NEEDS AN UPDATE WHERE U CAN PLAY MUSIC ON UR PAGE SO WHEN SOMEBODY COME ON UR PAGE THEY GON BE HEARING YA FAV SONG. VINCENT @vinnycrack we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is
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    Tire - Apple CEO confirms the tech giants are working on a driverless car (Apple Car) Sarah | Unfriendly Black Techie @NerdyAnd Natural It's the year 2032. You're driving on the highway to work in your apple car when you hear the news that the new Apple Car 2 is coming out. Suddenly the speed of your car goes from 95 to 25 mph. Chaos ensues.
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    Musical instrument
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    Nose - After all, why not?
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    Wheel - Accidentally washed a piece of Halloween confetti down the sink and I'm afraid to say the plughole is now very haunted
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    Font - Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle me: waiter this soup is cold waiter: it's Gazpacho me: Gazpacho this soup is cold
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    Sky - How Helicopters are Born JA
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    Brown - Douglas Cheape @CheapeDouglas You're in luck, I HAVE brought urine. hope you brought wine THRESHOLD DOORMAT 18--30 (457 m 762 cm

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