'I covered his whole house in glitter': Woman gets glitter-infused payback after discovering her ex was cheating

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    Facial expression - "I caught my partner cheating so I covered his whole house in glitter."
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    Font - I caught my partner cheating so I covered his whole house in glitter. That's literally it. I caught him cheating by looking through his 'trash' (literally lol) emails and found some pretty graphic emails from the other woman. Confirmed he was with her that day through his google maps tracking.
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    Font - So I got every bit of loose glitter I owned and I went to his house and scattered it. In his bed, his couch, his chairs, his toilets, his clothes, his iron flat top stove.
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    Font - I know I'll be okay and I'm going to heal. But guess who probably won't ever be able to fully get rid of all the glitter?
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    Font - CoderJoe1 12 hr. ago +4. 5.3k 2 & 6 More The herpes of craft supplies Reply Share
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    Font - jasperjamboree 11 hr. ag If you really want to be diabolical, mix the glitter with granulated sugar. Not only will he not be able to get rid of the glitter, but he'll also have a never-ending parade of ants. 1.5k Reply Share
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    Font - atomikplayboy. 10 hr. ago mix the glitter with granulated sugar That's some chemical weapons grade revenge there... 830 Reply Share
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    Product - ManxJack1999 - 12 hr. ago He'll be coming across glitter far into the future. 738 ♡ Reply Share
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    Font - laithe4 7 hr. ago Can't even take anything if he moves out 4 113 Reply Share
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    Font - Sneekysneekyfox. 11 hr. ago Other great places: inside socks(it gets into the fabric of the socks staying long after washing) Above door frames it will spill a little puff of glitter every time the door is open/shut so as long as they don't dust frequently, it'll just keep popping up. Also in the mattress seams, in- between books/dvds and any drawer rails, and finally never forget the air ducts. If there are pets around I would recommend edible glitter it's not their fault their owner is
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    Font - tallulahtallulah OP. 11 hr. ago I definitely hit all the drawers and really mixed then around! 202 Reply Share
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    Font - LokiKamiSama 11 hr. ago I really hope it was the superfine glitter. That doesn't come out of anything. I love it! 283 Reply Share
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    Font - FeralBottleof MtDew 11 hr. ago Perfectly brilliant...and sparkly revenge. Not going to your local craft shop and buying all the glitter available on your way to your partner 's house shows admirable restraint and financial responsibility. 122 Reply Share
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    Font - tallulahtallulah OP. 11 hr. ago It was quite late and I must admit I already owned quite a bit of glitter. 124 Reply Reply Share
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    Font - CheckIntelligent7828. 10 hr. ago Love this. He'll be finding glitter bits of you forever. When I left my cheating ex I took all the good spices. Left him the stuff he'd never use (cream of tartar, anyone?) and took everything he might ever even possibly reach for. It felt like just the right level of annoying. Like T Swift says, "Turns out I'm harder to forget than I was to leave..." 111 Reply Share
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    Font - Difficult-Tax-3628. 11 hr. ago Next time put it in every one of his hygiene products. Shampoo, conditioner, tooth brush maybe? Lotion if he uses that. Makes him glitter like Edward 86 Reply Share ...
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    Font - MrArgetlahm 12 hr. ago Oh you beautiful psychopath :D A long- time friend of mine often talked about using glitter to express their frustrations with people. Said friend has more than once threatened to glitter-bomb me, which I fully understand and accept because I know I can be insufferable sometimes :P
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    Gesture - RedditSkippy 12 hr. ago I LOVED this post as soon as I read the title. AMAZING!
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    Font - marlenamarley87 - 9 hr. ago I did similar when I found out my (physically, mentally, emotionally ex was cheating, but I bought crickets. SO MANY CRICKETS. I went to several pet stores and bought every last one, then I set them loose in the apartment after I packed up all my
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    Font - All the furniture was mine, and nobody wants to smash on the floor in an apartment infested with insects, so I can only assume that he didn't get much action from his side piece after that. Whoops! My baddddd!
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    Product - JellyOceana 11 hr. ago Ohhh put some in his car cabin air filter. It's hilarious

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