34 Parenting Memes That Sum up Daily Life When Raising Tiny Terrors

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    Shoe - Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    Glasses - Motherhood is being the snack holder for children no matter how fabulous you look
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    Computer keyboard - My last braincell after my kid puts on another YouTube video H esc cos ↑ @TeamDadPatrol 2€
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    Organism - Dads after carrying the stroller, the carseat, the groceries, the diaper bag, the garbage, luggage, the kids, the backpacks... *
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    Head - A prescription for people without kids who give parenting advice: Ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you. Egg Farme
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    Property - When you were excited for some time to yourself but you just end up missing your wife and kids
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    Human - When it's 7:01am and the kids are already asking "what are we gonna do today?!"
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    Head - People with no kids giving parents advice on parenting @PadPatrol:
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    Plant - "Clean up all of the toys you see on the floor" My kids:
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    Jaw - Marl @Marlebean My house could be 99% tile and my kid would still barf directly onto the rug.
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    Font - PARENTING HACK: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed.
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    Forehead - How my kid smiles for a $200 package of school pictures
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    Forehead - Me: Powerbombing my kid into his bed My wife: Don't get him riled up before bedtime! My kid and my brain: do it again
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    Outerwear - Me: Would you mind quickly helping me tidy around the house? My Kids:
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    Hairstyle - Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter: implip.com
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    Smile - When I eat all the chips in the house so my kids have to eat the healthy snacks #1 DAD @DadPatrol
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    Facial expression - Holding back laughter when your kid does something completely inappropriate but totally hilarious
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    Forehead - When someone tells me my kid is an angel [Whispering] So was Lucifer.
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    Snail - Actual photo of my kids getting ready for school
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    Forehead - Calling my wife to let her know I got all the kids to bed by 7:30pm I won.
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    Forehead - what personal space looks like when you're a parent
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    Clothing - Dr: do you have kids? me: yes I have 3 kids Dr: do you drink? me: yes I have 3 kids
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    Gesture - Parents who made a new year resolution to stop swearing *15 mins after the kids wake up SWEARING R SPACE RENE LIGHTYEAR @DadPatrol SWEARING EVERYWHERE
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    Shorts - Wife: Hurry up while the kids are distracted Me:
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    Ecoregion - When your kid is cute AF, but also the reason why you haven't slept in years. @DadPatrol
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    Shorts - Moms waking up their son: Dads waking up their son:
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    Font - When a new parent asks how long the tired phase of parenting lasts ALWAYS.
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    Sleeve - Me: *Opens a bag of anything* My kid:
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    Dog - When you finally sit down, only to hear your kid yell from the bathroom that he's ready for you to wipe his butt the nerd dad
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    Organism - Me: Did you pee in the bath again? Toddler:
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    Head - Me: it's so nice my kid is playing so quietly My child, nonchalantly walking out of the kitchen:
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    Sleeve - When you see your kid didn't finish their chicken nuggets UPENISO'S
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    Shoulder - YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF KIDS PLAYING WITH TOYS MY KIDS THE TOYS WE BOUGHT THEM
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    Beard - Friends without kids: I'm just as tired as you. Me: What the fi ck are you talking about?

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