'To hunt the liquid, you must become the liquid.' This saying from the days of ancient Meowlandia was a driving force in the creation of the Liquid Ninja Brigade, a feline force of incredibly limber meowsters of stealth, who reported directly to the command of the Meowlandian monarch. Though their days of espionage are now over, these flexible felines have devoted themselves to spreading their liquid ways.
To that end, they have started a flexibility school, with the full support of the current royal family. This new institution will teach kittens from all over the world the wonderous ways of the liquid ninja, with subjects such as contortionism, espionage, haikus, how to destroy 'the evidence', and much more. Governments all over the world are excited to have their future bodyguards, nobles and spies learn from these ameowzing master ninjas!
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Unbeknownst to his prey, Mr. Clawde Van Meow is ready to pounce on the first hooman to attempt to steal the Cookies of Purrgathar, a national treasure of Meowlandia. Only one trained such as he could have the flexibility to fit in the Jar of Holding.
One of the main aspects of being a liquid ninja stems from their intensive bone training. Through it, they are able to change the density of their bones, making them as soft or hard as they want, which is why they can easily fit through anything and immediately headbut someone in the shins so hard they fall.
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