Person Finds That His Toilet Keeps Mysteriously Getting Used, Thinks It's The Pipes, Turns Out It Was The Cat All Along (Twitter Thread)

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Jul 31, 2023 10:00 AM EDT

When most people look at cats, they see a creature that is… small, fluffy, cuddly, occasionally annoying. Certainly, most people don't think that cats are capable of committing crimes. But they are wrong. We, as cat owners, know that cats are criminals and that they will, every once in a while, decide to bring chaos to the house for no clear reason. We've seen everything from a cat robbing a supermarket and stealing exactly three sausages, to a cat stealing a bunch of money and getting the kids blamed for it, all the way to a cat stealing a dog's toys and hoarding them.

Today, we have yet another criminal cat to discuss. This kitty has apparently - without training or warning - learned to use the toilet. The one thing that he didn't learn to do was flush, and that… well, that caused some heckin' confusion in this household. 

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    Font - Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse A friend kept finding pee in his toilet not from him or his fiancée, assumed it was something with the pipes. Comes home one day to find his cat sitting on the toilet, peeing directly into the bowl. They never taught the cat to do this. He's losing his f cking mind 4:53 PM Jul 28, 2023 · 466K Views 433 Retweets 45 Quotes 12.8K Likes 245 Bookmarks
    via @intothecrevasse

    A blessing and a curse all at once, huh? On the one hand, it is an amazing and phenomenal thing that this cat learned to use the toilet. No more bending over to clean the stinky litter box. But on the other hand… sigh, now, they have to teach this cat how to flush after himself, and everything will be okay. 

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    Cat - Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse What a weird little guy! ...
    via @intothecrevasse

    This truly would be such a hilarious site to come back home to. Cats are such smart creatures sometimes. If this happened to us and we told the people around us, we are pretty sure they wouldn't even believe that it happened. 

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    Font - Laura Bradley @lurabardley that's actually terrifying and i would feel a little mistrusting of the cat from then on... what else can the cat do? what else is the cat planning? 5:05 PM. Jul 28, 2023 · 16.8K Views
    via @lurabardley
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    Font - Diana Peterfreund @dpeterfreund I've caught my cat doing this! She also pees over the bathtub drain. 12:50 AM - Jul 29, 2023 · 6,575 Views
    via @dpeterfreund
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    Font - Meg Shields @TheWorstNun Bro this happened with our family cat too! It caused such chaos until we solved the mystery 7:58 PM Jul 28, 2023 · 13.3K Views
    via @TheWorstNun
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    Font - Superlaser @SuperlaserSeth I think I owe the writers of MEET THE PARENTS an apology. 9:46 PM Jul 28, 2023. 11.3K Views
    via @SuperlaserSeth
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    Rectangle - WILDER BUCK Wilder Buck @wilderbuck A cat that was living in my home did that. We couldn't figure out where she was going to the bathroom, and then I found her peeing in the toilet. So weird 9:57 PM Jul 28, 2023 8,303 Views
    via @wilderbuck
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    Rectangle - Professional Slacker @daProSlacker ... Same thing happened with two of my family cats. First one had a previous owner, so we chalked it up to that, but the second one was born in a barn, so idfk 12:36 AM. Jul 29, 2023 8,189 Views
    via @daProSlacker
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    Font - kiki @kicasi This is the only scenario in which it is ok to leave the toilet lid open 2:52 AM Jul 29, 2023 · 5,914 Views
    via @kicasi
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    Font - @cherrycola_nz I had a cat that did this, just observed us and copied. My friend did also, but they actually trained it to. And to flush after! 8:38 AM Jul 29, 2023 2,452 Views
    via @cherrycola_nz
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    Human body - Paul O'Connor @paulofdub My cat regularly did the same. Clever little creatures. 8:57 PM. Jul 28, 2023 - 5,470 Views
    via @paulofdub
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    Font - Miles @mutantwasright My cat did this except in the sink???? He was to lazy to go upstairs so he chose the sink which like way worse places to find cat pee so 10:07 AM Jul 29, 2023 1,380 Views
    via @mutantwasright
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    Font - hysteria collins @nervouswee ... I catsat a cat who would scream at the toilet door so I started just letting him in, it turns out his parents don't normally let him in (cowards). And then he started pooping in the toilet? I kept finding cat poo on the toilet seat and in the bowl?
    via @nervouswee
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    Font - chocobin @WhiskeyKong We caught our cat doing this in like 2009. He had no training, he just figured it out himself probably from the smell. Apparently it happens pretty often.
    via @WhiskeyKong

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