Person Finds That His Toilet Keeps Mysteriously Getting Used, Thinks It's The Pipes, Turns Out It Was The Cat All Along (Twitter Thread)

When most people look at cats, they see a creature that is… small, fluffy, cuddly, occasionally annoying. Certainly, most people don't think that cats are capable of committing crimes. But they are wrong. We, as cat owners, know that cats are criminals and that they will, every once in a while, decide to bring chaos to the house for no clear reason. We've seen everything from a cat robbing a supermarket and stealing exactly three sausages, to a cat stealing a bunch of money and getting the kids blamed for it, all the way to a cat stealing a dog's toys and hoarding them.

Today, we have yet another criminal cat to discuss. This kitty has apparently - without training or warning - learned to use the toilet. The one thing that he didn't learn to do was flush, and that… well, that caused some heckin' confusion in this household.

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A blessing and a curse all at once, huh? On the one hand, it is an amazing and phenomenal thing that this cat learned to use the toilet. No more bending over to clean the stinky litter box. But on the other hand… sigh, now, they have to teach this cat how to flush after himself, and everything will be okay.

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This truly would be such a hilarious site to come back home to. Cats are such smart creatures sometimes. If this happened to us and we told the people around us, we are pretty sure they wouldn't even believe that it happened.

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