'Who butchered my lawn': Insufferable 'choosing beggar' complains after neighbor mows his lawn for free

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    Font - Posted by u/Pigwheels 9 hours ago My friend's neighbor asked him to mow his lawn. Everybody's asking me who butchered my lawn,,,whewww 10:24 AM Read Haha. Not every haircut is good. Sometimes 10:29 AM it's getting to the next good cut! Gotta keep your blade higher,,do a few feet test, if it's not low enough,,then you can drop
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    Brown - Everybody's asking me who butchered my lawn,,,whewww Gotta keep your blade higher,do a few feet test,,if it's not low enough,,then you can drop it a notch,,but if you start out a the way down there's no room to put the grass back,,like cutting hair with clippers,,,lordy,,you came it full bore with it dro the max,,,you scalped me buddy,.,.,, bad, View all But...ty Read Haha. Not every haircut is good. Sometimes 10:29 AM it's getting to the next good cut! 10:41 AM There's no next good cut
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    Brown - You gotta keep blade higher,cut about a few feet, look back to see if it smooth enough then make adjustments,,if you ever cut other people's yards,,you'd understand,,I've cut nearly all the houses on the block,,,all are different heights,,worst thing you can do is butcher someone's yard - ,,,that's a View all Read 10:54 AM Good to go man, I'll know for next time Let's see how long it takes to get it back in order,,the guy that cuts grass will ask me as well, what the the happened,,then I
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    Font - +2.8 hr. ago QuasiAbstract "I'll know for next time" After that ongoing tirade, what "next time"? € 2.5k € Reply Share herbtarleksblazer - 7 hr. ago "Thanks for the pointers. I am sure the next person who cuts your lawn will be grateful to get them." € 1.0k€ Reply Share ●●● ItsJoeMomma +3.7 hr. ago Perfect response. And then maybe add "Because it sure as hell won't be me." €227 € Reply Share
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    Font - Rosedale-Ripper. 8 hr. ago Reading,,,, his messages was,,,, the,,, most painful,,.,.,.,thing €1.7k € Reply Share facundis 8 hr. ago whewwww €764 € Reply Share
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    Font - Pershing48 +2.8 hr. ago Best read in Hank Hill voice "Got dang it Bobby, you gotta cut high first and then go back a bit lower. Everyone's lawn is different, you can't just cut the same height as you do our lawn" € 605 605 € CharlemagneIS. 7 hr. ago "What this lawn needs is leadership" Reply Share Pe Reply Share 164 €
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    Font - Fluffydoggie 8 hr. ago This happened to me. Older (very old) couple next door the woman asked me to cut their lawn as their usual lawn guy hasn't been around. I cut it same height as I do mine. The next day angry old man gave me a lecture on cutting (it wasn't burnt). I said not to worry I won't be doing it again. A week goes by and old lady asks why I havent cut their lawn. Explained her husband chastised me for the way I cut it. She begged me to cut it because no lawn guy. I refused. To
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    Font - Arminlegout19 hr. ago Was this done for free OP cause I would just give him a nice big juicy "do it yourself asshole" and be done with it. € 779 € Reply Share Pigwheels OP. 9 hr. ago It was free. €524 € Reply Share Old Chucker 7 hr. ago I'd replied, I'll be over in the fall to help harvest the corn because that's how high it'll be next time they see me over there. €137 € Reply Share ...
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    Font - Pian1244 8 hr. ago . So this guy has done the lawn for every house on the block, is clearly an 'expert' of his art, and yet, doesn't do his own lawn? € 113 € Reply Share silverthorn74 hr. ago I guess he may be injured or sick or something like that? € , € 9 Reply Share
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    Font - OrangeCeylon - 8 hr. ago Sorry it wasn't up to your standard. You'll want to ask someone else next time. € 76 € Reply Share
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    Font - VxRadiant 9 hr. ago I actualy wouldnt have had the patience to hear that crap fuether than once. "I see what you try to say here. Next time cut it yourself and invest your time in doing it instead of talking about it. Have a nice day" 294 Reply Share ●●● rainydaymonday30 I will destroy your business +2.9 hr. ago Same here, I hate it when people fish and I love calling them out. "I'm so sorry you're so disappointed with the work that I did for you for free. Don't worry, I won't bother you
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    Font - 8 hr. ago Not everyone who's out mowing their lawn is a lawn specialist, you absolute tool. The dude did something you asked him to do that you could've just put off for another day if you're that particular (and you should've), and instead of just thanking him and never asking again like a reasonable asshole would, you did this. €73 € msannekad Reply Share
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    Font - txg22213 7 hr. ago . My answer would have been "well I guess I've just learned that no good deed goes unpunished!" € 26 € Reply Share
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    Font - DuckyTheConqueror 6 hr. ago Willing to bet nobody asked him "who butchered his lawn", he just wanted a roundabout way to say he wasn't pleased with the free labor.... "Everyone else thinks it sucks, so I've got no choice but to agree with them." €26 € Reply Share

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