34 Fresh Tweets From X Users Who Still Call it Twitter (August 12, 2023)

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    Product - Alle Lance A @Bornakang Ain't no way they putting kids on house arrest Imao little giker My First™ ANKLE MONITOR Tik Tok @legbootlegit 1:02 little giker Maka 1:03 PM 8/1/23 9.2M Views . 10.3K Reposts 3,893 Quotes 2 years WARNING A Batteries not included tike tracker ****** ICC Š
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    Font - ЛәПлечо @charleyonhere Pink Floyd: what if we're misusing the time in our lives Led Zeppelin: what if love is the only way we can move forward The Who: what if a disabled kid was good at pinball 8:04 PM 8/3/23 from Earth.123K Views 648 Reposts 22 Quotes
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    Product - Maréchal Lannes @_JeanLannes Today I learned you can just send JWs to people's houses. It doesn't even need to be your own. JW .ORG Jehovah's Witnesses Request a Visit Complete the form below, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses in your area will contact you, usually within a week or two. 10:20 PM 8/4/23 from Earth 298K Views A あ 409 Reposts 143 Quotes ? ...
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    Font - BOI @Bolverk15 Medieval fairs are crazy because it's the one event where that specific subculture of nerds go outside, and it results in more open displays of down bad horniness than you'd see in an actual brothel 9:16 AM 8/3/23 from Earth. 161K Views 288 Reposts 21 Quotes
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    Product - hmmm @BelloNotBelow I've cracked the code - monthly online shopping - Early Sat/Sun morning cleaning - laundry in the evening - gym before work - get rid of the pet - hobby on Saturdays and 1 weekday - socialise Thursday-Sunday - turn to criminal activity for more money - at least 1 holiday a yr Jason @hoppercaf. 18h Can someone please explain the secret to: having a full time job, keeping the flat clean, doing a weekly shop, doing clothes washing, exercising, cooking every day, lookin
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    Font - Alice @Chicken_Face1 this looks like a porn tab so bad X Lesbian Princess on Tw X 10:03 PM 7/31/23 from Earth. 152K Views 1,237 Reposts 12 Quotes
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    Font - John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo haunted mansion has some of the most demented dialogue product placement I've ever seen. at one point lakeith stanfield is monologuing about his dead wife and it cuts to a reverse shot with ADR of him mentioning that she stopped at baskin robbins before her fatal car accident 12:11 AM 8/1/23 from Earth. 676K Views . 426 Reposts 56 Quotes
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    Glasses - soul nate @MNateShyamalan just watched oppenheimer Tell the world, "stop the war" just watched barbie 11.6K Reposts 84 Quotes Women are my favorite guy 10:12 AM 8/1/23 from Earth. 2.1M Views
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    Font - Markov @MarkovMagnifico man: thank you God for giving us computers to do the hard thinking for us god: of course my child, this is what I always intended. that's why I made them so easy to make with just lead and copper man: ...you mean silicon right? god: oh no... please, don't tell me... 12:14 AM 8/1/23 from Earth 621K Views . 951 Reposts 53 Quotes .
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    Font - Kirsten Banks @AstroKirsten Oh good god make it stop A group email just got sent out to a research team I'm in and someone has set up an auto- reply while they're away but it's set to reply- all... So when they reply, they're replying to themselves to which the auto-reply replies to also... 7:48 AM - 7/31/23 from Earth. 1.7M Views 822 Reposts 152 Quotes
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    Font - lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby thinking about my high school chemistry teacher who was clearly an alcoholic and said "shits cashed" every time a dry erase marker ran out of ink 9:24 AM 7/31/23 from Earth. 1.8M Views 2,239 Reposts 178 Quotes
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    Font - Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze Agatha Christie had a habit of studying things so intensely that she accidentally became an expert. One time she asked an archeologist, "Who is the world's leading authority on Mesopotamian pottery? I need to ask them a question." The archeologist said, "YOU are." 4:59 PM 7/31/23 from Earth. 3.9M Views 7,210 Reposts 881 Quotes
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    Jaw - kim @KimmyMonte ... my nephew just made this for me. you think it's cute? it's not. he's a 23 year old cashier at Spirit Halloween
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    Font - Charles J. Moore @charles270 Lizzo probably be hitting people in the knee with her flute like Tonya Harding 8:37 AM 8/2/23 from Earth - 2.9M Views 5,791 Reposts 1,378 Quotes
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    World - Spinachbrah @basedspinach Americans shouldn't be allowed to talk about foreign affairs if they can't name this country on a map 10:34 AM 8/2/23 from Earth. 692K Views 387 Reposts 187 Quotes
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    Sleeve - No Context Brits @NoContextBrits The Troubles (1960-1998) 100% British & Irish beef Last edited 6:03 PM 8/1/23.821K Views 1,182 Reposts 30 Quotes
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    Food - jos @josiahhughes powerful visual shows how much sugar is in 400ml of heinz ketchup. no wonder i feel sick when i consume a whole bottle. HEINZ 1869 D TOMATO KETCHUP 57 VARIETIES GROW LOWN NOT 400ml-460g HEINZ 1869 3,737 Reposts 517 Quotes TOMATO KETCHUP 57 VARIETIES GROWN 3:53 PM 8/1/23 from Earth-2.9M Views NOT MADE e400ml-460g
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    Sleeve - No Context Brits @NoContextBrits The Troubles (1960-1998) 100% British & Irish beef Last edited 6:03 PM 8/1/23.821K Views 1,182 Reposts 30 Quotes
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    Automotive parking light - Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi People in Texas really love bragging about their low GPAs on their sports cars CFI TEXAN 1.8 GPA . SVEKAT 1.9 GPA TEXAS + 2.3GPA 11:31 AM 8/5/23 from Earth. 1.3M Views 605 Reposts 242 Quotes LONE STAR STATE TEXAS 2.7 GPA TALK
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    Font - Justin Whang @JustinWhang Dude dropped his bag at the Metallica show tonight and a sandwich and three pairs of underwear fell out. He was about to leave without his underwear so I was like "yo you forgot your underwear" and I'll never forget the look he gave me 2:01 AM 8/5/23 from Earth. 2.6M Views . 826 Reposts 48 Quotes
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    World - Jay Cuda @JayCuda there's an odd shaped baseball field right in the middle of area 51 12:09 AM 8/4/23 from Earth. 3M Views 301 Reposts 341 Quotes
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    World - Chairman @WSBChairman If you ever feel useless, imagine being the guy who had to count the 17,640,544 ballots in the 2019 North Korean Election and every single one said Kim Jong-un. 2019 North Korean Supreme People's Assembly Election 17,640,544/17,640,544 votes (100.0%) 100% |Kim Jung-un – PROJECTED WINNER 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 856 Reposts 75 Quotes 100% 100% 100% 5:24 PM 8/3/23 from Earth. 821K Views 30
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    Jaw - Shelby @ClassicShelb Baseball fans watch 162 games per year and are completely furious the entire time 6:46 PM 8/2/23 from Earth. 1.5M Views . 2,637 Reposts 927 Quotes
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    Product - Corn * @upblissed vines in college?? nigga was on that bus wit Rosa Parks Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1.1d This is what it felt like to make Vines with my roommates in college 3:26 PM 8/2/23 from Earth. 3.5M Views . IMAX 2,682 Reposts 98 Quotes
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    Font - Lissah. @iamthecreatress My 7 year old: "why?" Me: "I can't tell you that, it's grown folks business" Him: "well, we be having kids business and you be all up in that." 2:53 PM 8/1/23 from Earth. 328K Views . 1,627 Reposts 306 Quotes
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    Joint - i make beats t @DonDadaNYC This how the bad kids used to come out on Maury
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    Product - Emily @wanza_.4d I wish we had counterfeit cars. I'd comfortably drive a Joop 21.1K 923 19,265 IRUNNIA @Irunnia_ ₁15.7M ... Me in the petrol station waiting for my turn to buy fuel for my Teslim 59
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    Font - Rich @RembertDesigns Letting social media know who your employer is Onion Cider @abbietayo 7/28/23 What is a bad financial decision? 9:46 PM 7/30/23 from Earth. 2.2M Views 10.2K Reposts 293 Quotes
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    Sports uniform - Tyrone Bryant @Carolinas_942 So you mean to tell me the song Candy by Cameo is about cocaine and I been out here electric sliding to the shit JAGS 1 20 4:02 PM 8/3/23 from Earth.964K Views . 649 Reposts 598 Quotes ...
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    Sleeve - Shelby @ClassicShelb Me exclaiming after I burn my tongue Judith Crist (1922-2012) Actress DRES Judith Crist was born on 22 May 1922 in Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA. She was an actress, known for Stardust Memories (1980). She was previously married... > Born May 22, 1922 Died August 7, 2012 (90) 2:53 PM 8/7/23 from Earth. 78.8K Views 165 Reposts 4 Quotes
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    Product - PA Chamillionaire Socialist @Chamillionsoc He race car Nando that Noticed @QuetzalPhoenix. 1d I'm not gonna lie, at the end of the day, I still have no idea what race Vin Diesel is 1:40 AM 8/7/23 from Earth. 1.1M Views 4,269 Reposts 35 Quotes
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    Font - Matt. @MattTheBrand Explaining to my future spouse that I'll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023 10:14 PM 8/6/23 from Earth 391K Views . 1,486 Reposts 67 Quotes
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    Font - SILLY GOOS bailey meyers @baileymeyers i know oppenheimer is old news now but i finally saw it and i just want to say i really loved when they were like "a young senator trying to make a name for himself...... kennedy ............ john f kennedy.….........” like an MCU reveal 11:41 PM 8/6/23 from Earth 477K Views . 998 Reposts 110 Quotes
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    Cloud - zach silberberg supports the WGA @zachsilberberg they've elected a new grimace POST New York Post @nypost-3d Purple haze! Maine residents baffled by mysterious magenta vapor filling the sky trib.al/ pipsZCW 5:07 PM 8/4/23 2.8M Views 4,319 Reposts 31 Quotes

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