I Cast 30 Dungeon and Dragons Memes at You, Roll a Perception Check

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    World - DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MEMES
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    Font - When you turn up to the first session and find yourself in a party full of bards We weren't expecting special forces.
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    Font - WHEN YOU CRIT ON A PERCEPTION CHECK
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    Vertebrate - imgflip.com BIG OPEN ROOM NO ENEMIES THIS IS A BOSS ROOM
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    Nature - You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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    Organism - *ROGUE SNEAKS AHEAD TO SCOUT THE ROOM* DM: You find an enchanted black hooded cloak in this room. *ROGUE SNEAKS BACK* Rogue: Sorry guys. Nothing in that room. FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES
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    Wheel - Use diplomacy Ready an action Allow another player to engage Immediately cast fireball and kill a bunch of babies A X WHAT IS YOUR NAME? MemeCenter.com OUR SERIAL N The goddamn AN WHA sorcerer KILL HIM?
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    Forehead - WHEN YOU SPEND HOURS PLANNING AN ENCOUNTER AND YOUR PARTY CIRCUMVENTS IT IN SECONDS
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    Rectangle - thyrell a necromancer is just a really late healer thyrell "you're too late, doc, he's...he's already dead..." *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
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    Water - Dungeon Facts @DungeonFacts 20 mins ago Exotic Weapon Pro-fish-iency Dungeon Facts @DungeonFacts DM: "Before you stands a warrior armed with a pike." PC: "I draw my sword and ready my shield!" DM: "He raises his pike, ready to attack."
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    Font - "Can I roll for meta knowledge?" DM: "You know what? Sure." Rolls a Nat20 DM: "Your character knows everything that this a game and he's just numbers on a sheet and he knows everything everyone else at the table is doing, but no one will ever believe him. Remember, you gave him this curse."
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    Cartoon - fifth nat 1 ΑΜΙ DISABLED?
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    Font - Simple door puzzle Barbarian Let me in. Jadull swin Barbarian in rage LET ME IIIIIIIN! Jadw
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    Terrestrial plant - That Guy No.54766295 Yesterday PNG 376.5 KiB 900x702 >Playing DnD >Wizard gets into a fight with an important NPC >When the wizard realizes who the NPC is, he apologizes and asks "As a token of my goodwill, would you like me to make you a magical sword?" >NPC agrees >Wizard casts polymorph and turns them into a sword. >Argues that the NPC shouldn't have a will save because they agreed to it. 10 replies ...
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    Smile - DM when the players actually roll well and their plans succeed: #dnd memes #dnd #dungeons and dragons 51 notes Wholesome DD Moment
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    Font - mspoffin: so apparently this coworker of mine used to play a lot of dnd and he had an orc rogue i think, who's obviously supposed to be a stealth-centric character. But instead of channeling his abilities into dexterity or anything else stealthy, he channeled it all into charisma for the sake of intimidation. Essentially he, a hulking and undexteritous orc, would attempt to sneak into a building. If he was spotted, he would roll for intimidation (and win almost every time) and shout "YOU
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    Facial expression - When you critical fail on your stealth check NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW'S YOU'RE HERE. ifunny.co
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    Human - Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum. 14h Me: Okay the giant door has 5 symbols and 5 animal engravings, however- Wizard: I cast Ray of Disintegration Me: ... What Wizard: I disintegrate the door Me: but... puzzle Wizard I solved your puzzle. With magic. Me: #DnD 13 1165 247 REVICHENING
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    Happy - Ver My Random Players Shenanigans The story created
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    Happy - 1d4 damage Lvl 1 Wizard
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    Organism - never. Split. The. Party.
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    Outerwear - DM Me with a weird idea to solve a problem I'll allow it
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    Photograph - Me: rolls natural 20 Disadvantage: Sike! That's the wrong number! 314 ?
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    Cartoon - When you ask to exam an item and the dm says "so you touch it?" EMERGENCY EXIT imgflip.com (chuckles) I'm in danger.
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    Forehead - Bard: hey is this NPC.... cute? Is he thicc? DM: [softly] Don't.
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    Font - lesser known dice in dnd 2 sided die: flip a coin 1 sided die: im the dm and i said so 36,722 notes A
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    Font - Wizard: I cast Fireball. DM: There's not enough room here. You're going to be in the spell's radius Wizard: BI R3 de Sant I will initiate self-destruct.
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    Organism - James Neathery Just now. Me: [distributes 20 sided loaves of bread at d&d game] Friends: what the hell 0.0 Me: ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE
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    Sleeve - Gandalf is a Human Wizard Gandalf is an Aasimar Warlock of the Celestial Patron
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    Font - timelordsandkittens D&D item idea: bag of holding (used) It's exactly like a regular bag of holding except that you got it second hand and everything you put in it comes out covered in glitter.
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