People Contemplate How They Would React to Their Friend's Ugly Baby

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    Font - You went over to your friends house as they had a baby. They show you the baby and it's the ugliest baby you've ever seen in your life. What do you say?
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    Rectangle - IPrefer Diamonds • 9h ● 3 Awards He's breathtaking!
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    Font - Seraphim99. 7h So not long after I was born, early '81, my mom took me and my brother (six years old) to Kmart. My brother sees another mother with her baby. He looked at that baby, then looked at me. He looked at that baby again, then back at me. He finally looks at my mom and said "Mommy. Our baby is prettier than that baby." The other mother hears this. My mom tells him "Our baby is just as pretty to me, as that baby is to his mommy." The other mother said "That's right." Mom said the
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    Rectangle - No-Art-9033.9h 1 Award OMG looks just like you
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    Font - newestcaligirl. 9h Aww congratulations! You'll be fantastic parents
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    Font - Mediocre-Struggle586 . 9h Find something to comment on or lie. My go to is usually "wow! So much hair" or asking about how big they were when born. Let's be honest they all kinda look like aliens. I don't have the hormones telling me someone else's baby is adorable unlike the parents.
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    Font - By PinkPeddler • 8h "Oh my god his tiny feet!!" No matter how ugly a baby is, how tiny their feet and fingers are will always blow me away.
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    Font - bearfeet55. 8h I'll hold the monkey for you while you get the baby to show me.
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    Rectangle - pumpkinchoccy. 8h yep. that's a baby. ... Reply Omnimpotent . 7h omg look at him! Just look at him!! ↑ 499 ↓
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    Font - Dangercakes 13. 6h All babies look like a squash that's been on the vine too long. You grin and say it's adorable and let the parents enjoy their epidural and MDMA fueled euphoric view of this beloved gourd they've gifted upon us all.
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    Font - MsAsphyxia 8h ● Nothing at all. You celebrate that there is a healthy happy human and then turn your attention to the parents and how they're travelling and feeling. What possible good could come from being mean under the guise of "honest" ??
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    Font - Lanky_Ambition_9710. 9h Better luck next time Nah just tell em congrats again and try to avoid the topic haha That does make me think, should one be honest when they badger you on your opinion for this? At that point i think you should as they were literaly asking for it
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    Font - scarlett_69winter • 9h ● Just lie and say it's cute. Gotta be polite
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    Font - Solaris IX 8h ● Baby's always look like smooshed potatoes. They don't have to be cute for me to make happy baby- speak noises and congratulate my friends on the wonderful life they've made.
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    Font - thebeerguzzler • 9h "I'm sure he/she will grow up to be really smart. The ugly ones always do."
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    Font - Pancake_Parade . 8h Oh! You got one of those hairless cats?! Awesome!
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    Font - Jizz-Fizz 8h nice. which side is up?
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    Font - MrsCryptblitzer . 7h When my daughter was born the nurse said she was cute. I asked "aren't all babies cute?" she said "no all babies are beautiful, but they're not all cute."
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    Human body - IThrow5exyParties • 9h ● I've only seen 1 newborn that was actually cute at birth and it's because he was already the size of a 3 month old.
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    Font - tarnin • 4h My oldest was a 23 hour HARD labor. She came out with a cone head and looked fucked up for a few weeks until her head went back to round. I got a lot of "cone head" from SNL jokes and a few alien ones. I liked those a lot more than the "oh she's go cute!". No, no she's not, at least not yet. She looks like an ear of corn wrapped up in a blanket.
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    Head - Outrageous_Duty_8738 • 8h Northing I would never go out of my way to hurt anyone especially insulting a innocent child 3 OF
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    Font - -Hank_Rearden- • 9h Damn where'd you get him, Mars?

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