Dog Parents Confess Their Doggos' Favorite Guilty Pleasure Foods And Items In Wholesome Thread

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kalila courban
Aug 19, 2023 10:00 AM EDT

What's good in the hood, folks? We have a little secret to share with you- we all engage in activities that could be considered 'guilty pleasures.' And apparently, so do our dogs! We never thought about it in this context, but by golly that's exactly what it is. Today we're featuring a fantastic Reddit thread where dog parents gathered to confess their doggos' favorite guilty pleasure foods and items, and the results are downright silly. 

From carrots to chicken and fish, all the way to sticks and coffee, the guilty pleasures of these doggos know no bounds. Personally, some of our guilty pleasures include pizza delivery, trash reality television, and herbal relaxants. Our doggos however, are a bit easier to please. Now, gather round, and let's dive into some of the hilarity that was produced by this viral canine-themed thread. Enjoy! 

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    Font - Posted by u/Significant-Sleep411 9 hours ago What's your dogs guilty pleasure?
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    Human body - I'm doing some illustration work which is going to be based on dogs favourite snacks (sounds weird I know) and decided to come here and ask what 'human' food your dog loves to eat.
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    Font - My border collie loved cheese and coffee. I know coffee isn't good for dogs so I don't need a lecture but it was only the little bit left at the bottom of the mug and he lived a very happy 15 years. We didn't make a habit of giving it to him but it's something he'd always beg for
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    Human body - Brainandauterus - 8 hr. ago My little guy loves scrambled eggs. When he's not feeling well, he gets scrambled egga
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    Font - Visible-Yellow-768 6 hr. ago . My dog's guilty pleasure isn't food, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure. She loves socks. Especially baby socks, toddlers or younger. I am not sure where she got the idea she is not supposed to have socks, as we even save the out grown socks for her, but she thinks it is WRONG to have them. But she has to. So she carries them around, crying because she's 'bad' because she has a sock, and then also requesting our help burying it so no one can see she has T
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    Font - The_Rural_Banshee 9 hr. ago Chicken. She'll do anything for chicken. She likes it 100 times more if another dog or cat wants it but she gets it instead. The envy of others is really her food of choice.
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    Font - IamTheShark . 8 hr. ago My Chihuahua LOVED french fries. She was not a big beggar but if you had fries it was game over. She's only been gone almost two months and I catch myself going to hand her one sometimes still
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    Font - suzhahm 7 hr. ago I swear our Heinz 57 is a vegetarian. She prefers bokchoy, cucumbers, green beans, bell peppers, grass over her kibbles. I hv to limit her veggie intake. It isnt too guilty but increases the poop volume
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    Font - nirad 8 hr. ago sticks. he eats sticks.
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    Font - snoopwire 8 hr. ago My dog LOVES sniffing the gunk I clean out of his ears. Always amazes me.
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    Font - raspberrily 9 hr. ago My dog goes crazy for his eye boogers everytime I clean his eyes
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    Hair - wavinsnail 9 hr. ago My dog is obsessed with carrots. We give her whole carrots to munch on like a bone. She's obsessed
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    Font - Acedia_spark - 8 hr. ago Cheeseburgers! My 15 year old became very sick and stopped eating entirely. On the vet visit where they said "i honestly dont care what he eats at this point but if you cant get him eating we need to seriously think about end of life", I followed up by calling his previous owner who told me he loved mcdonalds cheeseburgers when he was younger. So I ordered a cheeseburger of just meat, cheese and bread. I've never been so happy to see my dog happily nibbling on mcd
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    Font - Robert McCheese - 9 hr. ago Literally any object that I am holding in my hand Teddy assumes is something delicious. A few years ago, I tossed him a small piece of cheese. It just hit him in the face and he didn't even try to catch it. He had no idea how to catch. So when I'm making lunch, I started tearing up a slice of cheese and then tossing it to him so he could learn to catch. 5 years on and he's a great catcher. But we now have to have cheese time every day. It is the highlight of hi
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    Font - Cursethewind - 9 hr. ago Champion; Mika NTD/Sebastian NTD My shiba inu Mika doesn't love to eat a human food but he surely has a guilty pleasure "food". Mika's favorite thing in the would is eating kitty snickers. His favorite way to get this is to get them directly from the source - by licking cat butt. No amount of redirection has fixed this. We even had a thing where I'd send him to time out - ultimately he would lick the cat butt and put himself into time out to repay his debt to soci
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    Font - Wikidbaddog. 9 hr. ago Whipped cream that she catches directly from the spray nozzle. Will also do same with spray cheese
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    Font - shortnsweet33 - 8 hr. ago Lol, the cheese paper towel leftover after microwaving a Jimmy dean breakfast sandwich. She won't go in the trash but if I leave the paper towel out on the coffee table when I'm done eating and step out of the room, she will grab that and start ripping the cheese off of it. She doesn't beg for the breakfast sandwich, she wants the paper towel. Won't touch a bowl full of Mac and cheese if I leave it out on the coffee table and run to the other room. Won't touch ce
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    Font - BGoodOswaldo - 9 hr. ago I make a savory dutch baby recipe maybe 8x a year with special meals and my dog will do a perfect sit (you know the posture) by the oven smelling it and is absolutely looking for any crumb. He doesn't get table scraps and this is the only thing he really begs for. He gets a slice after we finish.
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    Human body - Summer_987- 9 hr. ago Little babybel cheese!
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    Human body - Knurled Nut 9 hr. ago We have 3 rescue mutts and they go absolutely ga- ga over any type of fish. The smellier the better.
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