38 Typical Couple Memes to Tickle Your Love Handles

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    Cartoon - When he asks "what's wrong?" and he doesn't read your mind like he's supposed to 88 @SUCKMYKICKS JL
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    Microphone - My husband when he helps me unpack the groceries @kiss_my_memes
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    Vertebrate - Wife: *out of nowhere* "Fine, I'll do it, then! Me: MAN SHED
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    Photograph - Wife: I need you to run to the store to get some things, you should make a list. Me: Nah, I'll remember. Me at the store: BEAN A SIGNATURE THIN RISPY OOKIES OPPOTENTS APROSION FOR AKING JLK FOOT FROST de bod **** MrVoole 食品
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    Rectangle - Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito i married for love Follow but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored
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    Gesture - When your husband tells you no, so you kinda just stare at him until he makes the right decision.
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    Reptile - When you're in the shower and your wife walks in, so you gotta remind her of the goods
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    Rectangle - mark @TheCatWhisprer DATING: what's mine is yours MARRIAGE: please don't watch your stuff under my netflix profile 2:01 AM Mar 6, 2021 . Read the full conversation on Twitter 1.1K Ⓡ boredpanda.com
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    Clothing - I intentionally over tighten jars @memeslibrary.official F*ck anybody weaker than me.
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    Font - Me: The Dadvocate @thedadvocate01 [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [standing] [sits] Wife: Can you... Follow
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    Handle - My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size... I
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    Smile - Abby Jimenez @AbbyJimenez763 STRANGER: Hey, is that guy bothering you? ME: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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    Drinkware - I'D AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE WRONG
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    Head - Accurate depiction of couples trying to decide where to eat. Damn it, Yennefer! Tell me what you want! I want everything! [screams]
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    Hand - Best way to warm up ur cold feet Be
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    Rectangle - My wife and I have started role playing in the bedroom, her favourite is 'Sexy librarian' where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
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    Rectangle - Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty He's making a list... He's checking it twice... ig: @be king of witty He left it at home. He's texting his wife
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    Font - One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this", it usually smells nice.
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    Font - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.
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    Font - Husband: "Its not in there babe, I already looked." Narrator: But it was in there. It was actually staring him right in the face. He just genuinely sucked at looking for things.
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    Font - When did you know your S.O. was the one? Advice 526 TOP COMMENTS 365 Share normopathy.3h We both reached to open the freezer at the same time, and so we were like "let's open it together...1, 2, 3" and on 3, we both pushed forward so the other couldn't pull it open. Been together 8 years.
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    Organism - When he won't let you put your ice cold feet under his nice warm body and now you're wondering if marriage is even worth it
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    Forehead - Ms B Natural @laurastead So am I supposed to become invisible or just die? how to keep your HUSBAND HAPPY A CHRISTIAN GUIDANCE BOOK 9:57 PM 7/30/21. Twitter for Android
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    Font - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well. #marriedlife
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    Vision care - KEVIN W KORPI @kwkorpi Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like THAT! Follow
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    Font - there are two types of people in the world: - "it's already 10pm" and - "it's only 10pm" and they marry each other.
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    Forehead - My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
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    Cat - When the wife pops her head out to see how the simple 30 minute job is going, 6 hours after you started FITX1929
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    Jaw - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 wife: didn't i tell you? me: yes, you did wife: you didn't listen me: no, I did not wife: what did i say? me: you heard turtles in the walls wife: what did you say? me: i said you were crazy wife: what will you do now? me: i'll call the turtle guy wife: you'll call the turtle guy ...
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    Font - Dingus Khan @frigginfrench laughing is my friggin favorite. just honking out random noises to express joy, unreal. 11:56 AM 2021-06-28 Twitter for iPhone 121 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 437 Likes You know it's real love when their laugh makes you laugh, even if you don't know what was funny anyway
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    Font - Sonya Huber @sonyahuber You're either the person in the relationship who believes food has gone bad or the person who doesn't believe expiration dates are real
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    Sleeve - Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever. someecards user card
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    Font - safe Michael James @MikeJamesAuthor My wife makes us put $5 in the "find jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate in the house. After 13 months of saving, today we are buying a Ford Explorer
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    Font - 7074 T NINJA COLD PRES JUICER ME FOR AN ADDITIONALI $2.95 WE WILL PROVIDE A RECEIPT THAT MATCHES WHAT YOU TOLD YOUR SPOUSE YOU PAID. 5210 J COLD PRESS S LP 10- Ein Prestige MAAL USA Dayton Agat O
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    Font - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 [After leaving Willy Wonka's factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to- ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour! 2:08 AM 1/23/19 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Font - SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom No one cares less about you being hurt or sick more than the spouse who told you to go to the doctor like a week ago.
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    Font - Pronounced O-wo-sa @SincerelyOghosa *** I love that feeling when you talk stuff out with someone and you both become aware that neither of you were wrong. You just saw the scenario differently. Talking really should be about seeing things from their perspective, rather than the need to be right.
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    Smile - MARRIAGE IS JUST 189 TEXTING EACH OTHER MEMES FROM DIFFERENT ROOMS RD

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