26 Deceptive Dating Memes Highlighting Meticulously Manufactured Love Lies by Men and Women

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    Forehead - him: let's facetime me: ok hold up let me look for my earphones
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    Skin - Him: Where you at? Me: I'm in bed Bae
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    Sleeve - "You're the only girl I'm talking to" YOU ARE NUMBER 6,223
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    Forehead - Stop doing this to your pics.
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    Forehead - When you move too much & the snapchat filter comes off stug.
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    Forehead - Mom: where are you?! Me: with my girls Mom: let me see, send me a picture Me:
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    Couch - when you were being too freaky in the texts and now he actually thinks he's gonna hit but you were just bored & you didn't mean it
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    Plant - When u want ur online dating picture to say "I know how to take care of my property, but I also know how to relax"
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    Font - mils @camiler_h can u imagine how packed trails would be if everyone on tinder who said they liked hiking actually did it
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    Eyebrow - how you look on FaceTime when you first start dating vs when you've been dating a while @making people laugh.
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    Outerwear - Before you DM me, just know this is my range
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    Candle - Me on the first date pretending like I don't already know his middle name, shoe size, home address, and social security number
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    Vision care - Him: What are you wearing? Me: Just a lace bra and some booty shorts Him: Show me Me:
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    Clothing - Him: I do Her: I feel like ur lying but ok. forevatwin
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    Eyelash - Girl: I'm not looking for anything serious, just a friend with benefits Guy: There's no way I'm paying your health insurance @tank.sinatra
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    Gesture - "Guess not, lol" -every dude on a dating app you don't respond to within 30 seconds
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    Food - Girls be like I'm so sick of this relationship, i'm just gonna go and tell him i'm done with him. few hours later :
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    Dog - Her: "I don't normally do this on the first date" Her Dog:
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    Smile - when the relationship's still new & u need all the good lighting u can get
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    Human - when you go on a date with a girl from snapchat but it turns out she doesn't even have dog ears.
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    Smile - *On Date* Her: Hola, ¿Hablas español? Me after three years of Spanish: @avage Si te gusta eating ass.
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    Forehead - When you finally have sex with her and you learn that all the nasty s t she tweet after 1AM was true
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    Font - Never trust him if his name starts with ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR STUVWXYZ
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    Dog - I told her I was a Pitbull.
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    Computer - It's hard to date online when everyone lies in their profile as much as I do.
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    Smile - (first date) girl: do you smoke? guy: yeah, i love standing outside by myself every 2 hours girl: omg same! I also enjoy smelling like sh t and dying young

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