The Cringiest Parenting Texts of the Week (August 22, 2023)

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    Font - I abused my mom by asking her to call me by different pronouns
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    Font - Nope, because you are mean and hateful to me. Because you want people to respect you, your wants and desires, but you ignore everything I say and talk to me like dirt. Because you do not treat me like your mother, you treat me like some homeless person you want to pretend doesn't exist, that is until you want something, then I'm worthy if your kindness. Shut, almost a hundred dollars this morning for your hair. You thanked me, but I would rather have kindness from you than anything. Times
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    Font - does. It is horrible to live a life in a body you don't feel comfortable in and doing small things like wearing sports bras to make my chest flat and having a name that can be both feminine and masculine and having pronouns that don't identify me as anything makes me feel better And I don't know how it's so difficult to just realize that even if you don't understand it. How hard is it to call me something, which is literally still part of my first name, if you know it'll make me feel bett
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    Hair - Recent gave my dad another chance and this what I got 2 days later
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    Font - 22 Ivan > Are you busy? Call me when you have a chance please For* Yesterday 7:11 PM I need to ask you got a favor school paper work ● Why? Is everything alright? I spoke to Bella yesterday if it's about her :) Can I have more information? Do you have an essay or a thesis that you wrote we you took criminal Justice that you can forward to me. I have an Investigator's position I'm interviewing for and they are asking for me to bring one in. Your interview is schedule for Wednesday, August
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    Font - Mother took my cat from me, and I'm at a lost as to what to do anymore. These are also screenshots of texts from her recently regarding my situation of trying to get my cat back.
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    Font - ← hall amount like you gave her M Mom CO b Okay...? Sne nad two litter boxes tnougn? I think it was honestly fine. I'm not going to fill it up completely. There needs to be space from the box and litter. You don't want to talk to me later? As far as the litter box, all she needs is one big one like what I have, not two. And I fucking never said to fill it to the top, that's stupid but half way is good, again with a bigger box. You don't need regular litter box but like the one I have. It'
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    Font - Okay. I'm just very tired today. Once I get one M Mom let you know what available and we'll figure it out from ← days there. 8:37 AM Okay, that's fine. Texting with Mom (SMS/MMS) I did not get my fucking schedule yet smart mouth. You're so fucking ignorant, that you don't even use your fucking mind. I'm sick of your fucking threats as well. If you're going to act like a child, we won't even bother. As far as the police and, they can't and won't do anything. And another thing little girl,
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    Font - to get together and talk, only and only if ← M Mom nymore. Again, I wote you know my schedule. Also, I didn't say anything about your apartment not being clean, as I believe it is. And talk about what You're not even telling me what you want to even talk about. I just want you to know that I will DO ANYTHING to get that cat back. If there's anything in exchange that you want me to do for that cat, I will do. Gabrielle, I'm done, enough. Leave me alone. Like I said, I am willing to get tog
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    Font - ← owing them that Juliet is on my lease. Mom □ & M You care more about that cat than your own daughter. PLUS YOU HAVE THREE OTHER CATS. you're the selfish one, not me. You are a vile, despicable human being. Do what you want as you have psychological issues and you'll never, ever try to change. I have buddy upstairs here with me, darkstar stays downstairs in Nancy's room and pepper also stays downstairs. My thought was that these are 2 older cats that with both of us working, they would a
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    Hair - Dad will text me stuff like this to guilt me into ordering him take out, usually he adds how hungry he is. I'm sick of it and don't know what to do.
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    Font - the store F Father > Today 8:21 PM I want a pizza yeah but I have no mula till Monday I'm expressing my feelings is that ok with you ' I'm just saying Okay So why are you telling me Delivered I get bored when I don't work Oh really
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    Human body - Mom of the year on Facebook bragging about breaking a fly swatter on her kids. Comments give her advice on how to do it better...
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    Vehicle - SO 1h 3 On the way home from lunch. It was a great time. Shirts RES 0 SET Wall AIRBAG v 1998 X
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    Font - 4 everyday. I have no problem with you as a human being or anyone else who live this lifestyle but I'm going to tell you no lie this is not the life I pray for my daughter. When you used to come to my shop before all this came up I was always nice to you and I kept asking why you always coming around because it didn't sit right with me. But knowing she and I are on a bad path because of this and posting pics on every social media platform everyday is outright disrespectful to me. So since
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    Font - 3:02:13 Home 75 1h It's broke 1h Like Reply I feel this!! 1h Like Reply Bamboo wooden spoons won't let you down 59m Like Reply 47m Like Reply Write a reply... LOL 58m Like Reply 57m Like Reply Least it was like plastic and not a metal one like used on us!! Comment c Friends Light Video (GIF) 48 Marketplace Notifications M
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    Font - 3:02:13 Home 1h Bwahahahaha! 51m Like Reply Switches are free. 50m Like Reply 49m Like Reply I've broken so many kitchen utensils. I've moved on to stronger material 48m Like Reply you're so funny. I swear this reminds me of something would say. 47m Like Reply That's hilarious 46m Like Reply Ours was the paddle part to a ninja turtle paddle-ball 45m Like Reply Comment Friends Video 48 (GIF) Marketplace Notificationis
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    Nose - 3:02:13 Home 40m Like Reply Too funny 38m Like Reply GO HARD OR GO HOME! TENOR 34m Like Reply Leather pops better, way more durable too 19m Like Reply Comment a Friends Video (GIF) Marketplace Notifications 48 (O) Menu
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    Human body - Mother rebukes daughter for posting pictures with girlfriend
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    Green - Once upon a time, 8 summers ago Like 61 Shares 2d Most relevant ✓ Fireeeee 2d 300 Yesss 400 2d Like Reply Comment * and 425 others Danlu #storypending Share
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    Rectangle - Foolishness!!!! I can't come online and not see a pic of y'all two. I am embarrassed by the amount of friends that send me these pics everyday. I have no problem with you
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    Font - Why don't I say ILY back? Probably because you STOLE my identity SMS
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    Font - Monday 6:07 PM ● Why don't you ever say I love you back to me when I tell you that I love you on the phone ? Monday 8:18 PM Old job ● Here's where I'm at! Me and my crew from Hopkins!! Texting with MUMMY (SMS/MMS) Thursday 12:49 PM ● Why does your name show up on my ssn#?
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    Font - SSN Trace Multi Jurisdiction Criminal/SOR Multi Jurisdiction Criminal/SOR Multi Jurisdiction Criminal/SOR National Criminal Records Name Searched SSN Searched DOB Searched Results No Records Found My Mum's name My SSN My Birthday
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    Font - We Layered her hands in butter, it did not work. Back to google...
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    Font - 5 pv My baby girl . x So I made homemade salsa this evening and this girl said she loves peppers and that she wanted to eat one. I told her no but she insisted (kids) She took a bite of the jalapeño and instantly she screamed her mouth was burning. Her eyes, face and lips turned bright red We tried soap and water to wash her face, and had her drink water, milk and orange juice. None of that worked. She was screaming for about 30 mins. Me over here thinking we were gonna have to go to the
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    Font - Dad takes $20,000 out of my account that had $17,000 and proceeds to guilt trip, gaslight, and deny me my own money.
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    Communication Device - < 1:22 Fri, May 12 at 1:22 PM Q Search Available balance -$2,531.54 D Dad > Processing Zelle Transfer CONF# Processing Zelle Transfer CONF# Processing 7elle Transfer 20 Will pls give me time to solve the issue טר -$150.00 -$2,531.54 -$2,990.00 -$2,381.54 -$10.00 $608.46 I don't appreciate this You didn't even put the other 100 back in, let alone the fact that you put me 2500 under Somehow How does that happen Once is a mistake
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    Font - < Stop will you I âm about to drink now Stop it Give me tiem D You are fine Stop Dad > Well maybe I wouldn't be freaking out if I wasn't suddenly put in debt 0 Don't you guilt trip me I'm having a crisis too. Just calm down and I will resolve it. Don't even try I'm not asking you to understand but for your patience. I have a lot of work to do and a lot of people to provide for. I have a lot of issues this week with my accounts. What ever the issues aro I need time to solve them You stop
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    Font - < On D I'm not asking you to understand but for your patience. I have a lot of work to do and a lot of people to provide for. I have a lot of issues this week with my accounts. What ever the issues are I need time to solve them. Dad > Friday Fri, May 12 at 9:19 PM When am I getting my money back I'd like to not be in the negatives Next week I have to get all my deposits in my new acounta My account got hacked so I had to get new account open What day next week Please follow through this t
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    Font - < D Dad > I'm begging you please fix this I need an actual POSITIVE amount in my account I can't do anything while I'm in debt I don't know what you're doing but you cannot keep taking more and more from me I'm literally in the negatives when I had over 17000 before not to mention the fact that I had to go into my savings because you wouldn't pay for moms car after specifically saying that you would I can't keep doing this I'm not going to jeopardize my own financial situation to fund wha
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    Rectangle - < Goodbye! D O Dad > I will put all your money back next week and from now on you are on your own. I know you won't sign the two pieces of land back to me. Don't ever call or ask me for anything. I dint need your drama and your crappy attitude. Money takes time to transfer. Sat, May 20 at 7:46 PM I don't understand how the fact that I was upset about you A) not telling me anything about my own money, B) putting me in the negatives and not responding when I bring it up, C) trying to g
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    Font - D D B 2 People > Sat, May 20 at 8:32 PM Dad You two have disrespected me for the last time. I will sell off all assets and pay off all loans and give your mom the balance. I will be out of your lives for good. I am powerless to defend myself against my own children. I would crush you if you were not my kids. The nét thing for me to do is to leave you alone. You are on your own from now on. I will trashed your $15,000 and you can open another account in another bank and I will close your a

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