Top 27 Witty Texts This Week by Demanding Daters’

Do you remember the days before dating apps took over the single crowd by storm? You were way more limited in your dating prospects because you had to be connected somehow, whether through mutual friends or via work. Or you had to meet randomly at a library, a grocery store, or at the market. Proximity was a much stronger limiting factor than it is today.

More options included group activities, events, social gatherings, and friends of friends… basically, if you had a small circle of friends, that would severely limit your dating options in a way that is mitigated by dating apps today. There was way more room for miscommunication, as your options FOR communication were limited. Then, you worried less, because you didn't jump to conclusions based on an Instagram story, or one single photo on Facebook.

Sigh, I miss those days. Anyway, scroll down for some hilarious dating app fails. For more, here is a determined tenant who used his skills as a data analyst to research soaring water prices in his neighborhood, which led to a full-on investigation by corporate.

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