Deep in the Meowlandian mountains lived an ancient clan of pawdorable kitties whose reason for existing was to safeguard the secret technique passed down from generation to generation. This technique, known as the 'Snooze or Lose' technique, allows one to instantly nap anywhere at any time, waking up refreshed mere moments after.
This ameowzing technique was coveted by animal warriors of all kinds, as it would have allowed them to train and fight almost continuously. Luckily the keepers of the technique realized the danger it posed for all of the friendly animal nations and secluded themselves away until the time was right, which was at 9 am on the 9th of Meowtember, nine hundred and ninety-nine years after they disappeared.
Want to start every morning with cat memes, shenanigans and cuteness? Sign up to our daily newsletter!
Why have a bowl full of plastic fruit when you can just adopt a kitten who will make the bowl its home and be the purrfet centerpiece for any function? Not only will it confuse your guests, it will also purr at a frequency that will comfort them.
Being smol can sometimes be quite tough, what with having tiny legs unable to keep up with your hoomans. That's why we at Shirts Inc. have designed the Kitty Carriage shirt line, which allows you to nap on the go with your hooman!
For a weekly dose of animal-themed community challenges - Subscribe to our Newsletter!
Can't get enough of ICanHasCheezburger? Find us on Instagram!