A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    Clothing - When the party's having a rough fight but I only have 1st level spells left so I cast bless: v C Can I offer you a nice d4 in this trying time?
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    Hat - Me: why would you drink a random black potion you found in a wizards lair? My players, in all their brilliance: MIRACLE ELIXIR Loct Do Jo TRO Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere
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    Organism - When the entire group promised to show up on game night but one is running late so you call him I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    Automotive tire - Me: are there any traps? DM: there don't appear to be any I find that answer vague and unconvincing
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    Food - ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE
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    Forehead - Me: Because of my DM, I'm terrified of mimics Therapist: here, lie down on this couch fb.com/sindmemes (SCREAMING)
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    Smile - When you explicitly make the copper dragon breathe green fire because copper sulfate creates green fire in real life YEAH SCIENCE BITCH
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    Dog - The Barbarian PC A New Campaign imgflip.com Political Intrigue SE POA FINE D RP-Focused Gameplay Complex Moral Dilemmas
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    Font - Sascha Stronach is Screaming @understatesmen D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan 4:40 PM 3/14/21 - Twitter Web App
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    Cartoon - JOYFULLY DESIGNING AN EXCITING METICULOUSLY PLOTTING THE DEMISE OF ADVENTURE FOR YOUR FRIENDS THOSE COCKY LOOT HUNGRY MINI GODS FB.COM/ONDMEMES THE TWO PRIMARY SCHOOLS OF DUNGEON MASTERY (11 LO Both. Both is good.
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    Font - ROLEPLAYING Roleplaying And Rollplaying ROLLPLAYING @RRollplaying Rogue: Do you play any instruments? Bard: No, my art form is miming. Rogue: How is that useful? Bard, miming a wall in front of himself: Try to walk through this. Rogue, hitting the invisible wall: What the fuck? Bard: *Mimes loading a gun* Rogue: *Screams*
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    Font - Cleric: "So. I got your ... letter to Santa?" Barbarian: "You can have your god deliver it for me, right?" Cleric: Cleric: "Yes. Yes I can. But just so you know, I don't think Santa is going to bring you nunchucks. Or ... great-axe-chucks?" Barbarian: "BUT I'VE BEEN SO GOOD."
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    Font - SHX-FE NIC easure Eden Flynn 18 hrs PL AVAYAY I went to a nerd bar and rolled for my shot, I crit failed and had to do tequila and hot sauce. Also their "build your own burger" has you rolling dice and filling out a character sheet *edit* it was at Stormcrow in Toronto $6 PER ROLL 57# YOU DEFY THE GODS OF CHANCE AND SELECT YOUR OWN SHOT ROLL A 20 KEEP THE GLASS My burger was a Jack fruit, mushroom, and bacon burger on a baguette I added a picture of the shots and my burger character sheet
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    Sky - DM: you take 2 damage Drama-Queen Druid:
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    Font - llama | twitch.tv/llamainatux @LlamalnaTux Guy who invented the clock: there will be 12 numbers on it Friend: so the day will be divided into 12 segments? Inventor: no, 24 Friend: so will the day start at 1 Inventor: the day will start at the 12, which is at night and the 6 means 30 Friend: Did you also invent the thac0 to hit system for AD&D?
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    Joint - Ş MY DND CHARACTER IN MY HEAD MY DND CHARACTER IN PRACTICE
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    Font - DMing Expectation Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination♫♫ VS Reality There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going
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    Gesture - When the Barbarian succeeds at all 3 death saving throws LIVE BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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    Font - thyrell a necromancer is just a really late healer thyrell "you're too late, doc, he's...he's already dead..." *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing catanist Deep thoughts Source: thyrell 25,861 notes
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    Product - You can have a singing wizard, a religious rogue or a criminal ranger. imgflip.com 6.0k 249 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD poop_wagon YOU. 15h Share + VIEW ALL Everybody laughs until someone makes a horny barbarian
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    Font - clack Julia Today at 1:58 PM An adventurer gave birth to twins. One an aasimar the other a tiefling. She wasn't conscious so her brother, the barbarian, had to name them. “What did you name the angel?" "Sinbad." "A little eccentric, but okay. What about the other?" "Singood."

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