35 Punny Memes That Would Have Been Dad Jokes if They Were More Apparent

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    Poster - Cool round table! Who built it? Sir Cumference.
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    Tap - Double tap on your screen M "
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    Drinkware - My bucket list: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
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    Organism - MAIZE MAZE IT'S CORN-FUSING
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    Smile - Rob the Balloon Guy That's just my name, don't actually rob me
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    Clothing - BENEDICT RUGBYMATCH 10
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    Font - Michelle 74% 10:17 PM A man goes to a Halloween costume party wearing nothing except his underwear with a woman on his back. His friends see him and ask "Hey man, what are you meant to be?". He replies "Oh I'm dressed as a turtle." His friends respond "A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who's that woman on your back?" The man replies "Oh, that's just Michelle". GIF Send a message... 2 min. ago 000
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    Dog - Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs sweetkaratemoves
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    Terrestrial plant - Snake: "hisssssssssssssssssssss" Feminist snake : "herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
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    Purple - PURPLE HAYS DH
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    Food - when ur tryna nap but ur dog won't stop barking:
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    Arm - Hi! I'm Matt. I do Yoga. My friends call me Yoga Matt. This is my Yoga mat. dreamstime @wickleweed hutterstock Colox
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    Font - PUNS World of Puns @Puns_Only Me: I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Friend: Sounds fun. Me: Dozen tit.
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    Cloud - FROM THE CREATORS OF ZOOTOPIA & FROZEN DISNEY SHAMOANA PG NOVEMBER 23 IN 3D AND REAL D 3D Eee-hee
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    Photograph - When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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    Font - World of Puns @Puns_Only PUNS Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus lodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PIS OF ...Potassium? K
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    Cat - Look at my cat's whiskers
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    Astronaut - I've reached 300 meters under the sea. The pressure here is immense... AOYJ Wanna try drugs 1621 123.85 NEZK 123RF
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    Liquid - coll-of-the-haunted zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon babyferaligator babyferaligator beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you're missing the I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
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    Rectangle - STEALING SOMEONE'S COFFEE IS CALLED MUGGING. PASTEURIZE: TOO FAR TO SEE WHOEVER INVENTED "KNOCK-KNOCK" JOKES SHOULD GET A NO-BELL PRIZE THE OTHER DAY I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR A CLOWN. IT WAS A NICE JESTER NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PUSH THE ENVELOPE. IT'LL STILL BE STATIONERY ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED: CHARGED WITH BATTERY I PUT MY GRANDMA ON SPEED DIAL I CALL THAT INSTAGRAM *********
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    Product - DRUGS THE LINE KING DRUGS THE LINE KING DRUGS THE LINE KING
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    Face - DAT FRO-DO
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    Forehead - Einstein developed a theory about space And it was about time too
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    Font - PUNS World of Puns @Puns_Only eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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    Forehead - MAGENS Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But Catscan
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    Dog - Don't fart in an Apple Store Because they dont have Windows
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    Vertebrate - Hey, Wolf, you want a bite of my sandwich? No, thanks, I'm stuffed. шпаааааааа (кккккккАААААПА НАААА HHHHAAAAAAAAНАНАНАНАНАНАНА НААА НAAAA _11HHHHAAA НАНАНАНАНАНАНА
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    Plant - COULD TODAY POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE? YOU BET JURASSICAN
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    Brown - "My anaconda don't want none. Unless you've got buns, hun."
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    Food - If You Laugh You're As Lame As Me D yo yogurt Yoplait original strawberry banana
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    Font - WORLD.D PUNS World of Puns @Puns_Only Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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    Photograph - Some Blog Site COLLIEFLOWER
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    Hat - VS 92.168.0.102 IP MAN 255.255.255.0 THE MASK
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    Extinction - dennys When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex.
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    Food - My friends have always told me I cook a pretty mean burger @middleclassfancy Shut the fk up Greg

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