Big guy babysitting his niblings at a playground accused of being suspicious until the community steps in and proves he is just the pizza-making fun uncle everyone’s kids love: ‘I still see karen every weekday at the school and I cant help but laugh’

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  • Karen claims I kidnapped an intire playground

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  • So I'm a big guy with tattoos; this comes in handy at work (I'm a bouncer), not so much when I'm watching my Niblings at the playground.
  • If you don't know, it's gender neutral for niece and nephew. So, my sister lives across the hall from me in an apartment building.
  • She is a single mother of 3; her job's hours are 11 to 7. I work nights as a bouncer, so I often get up at around 2pm.
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  • We have a system in place where I'll pick up her kids from school and take care of them till she is off work.
  • Last Tuesday, I am picking up the niblings from school, their 9 and 11 respective. During the pickup Karen is also picking up her kid.
  • She is giving me the stink eye but I think whatever. So me and the kids start walking to the playground nearby that is right next to my apartment.
  • I live on the ground floor and have a balcony that will be important later. The Karen follows in her car.
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  • We get to the playground and the niblings start to play. The Karen lets her kid play at the playground at the same time, still stink eyeing me.
  • After about an hour I call to the niblings that it's time to head in for a bit. They're having so much fun I can't tear them away.
  • I tell them to come check in every few minutes at the balcony. I head inside and start to make them snacks.
  • I was feeling generous, so I made 2 frozen pizzas and started to hand them out to any kid who wanted them if their parents were OK with it.
  • Karen's kid comes up and I say, 'Go ask your parent.' They go over, and a few seconds later Karen approaches, phone in hand.
  • She starts to say I'm a pervert who she followed after I kidnapped 2 children from a nearby school and was now using them
  • to lure other children away from their parents. Thing is most of the parents at the park are aware and are my neighbors, so they jump to my defense.
  • Karen's response is to claim we're a cult or something. At this point no one is paying any attention to her until she grabs at my niece
  • and claims she's going to take my niece somewhere safe. Now I will remind you I am a large man about 6'6 and I am also quite chubby,
  • but my job is literally dealing with drunken idiots 7 days a week, so when I hear my niece cry out I charge off the balcony at Karen.
  • I don't even get to her before one of the moms in my building has her tucked to the ground while 3 other parents catch all this on video.
  • Eventually we let the Karen go once she promises to leave, and she does leave but is back in less than half an hour with the cops claiming we're all children traffickers
  • who attempted to kidnap her kid. This goes nowhere fast for a few reasons: the videos we have of her freaking out, the fact there are about 8 parents all telling the same story except her.
  • Overall nothing bad happened but I still see Karen every weekday at the school and I can't help but laugh.

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