37 Martial Matrimony Memes About the Intricacies of Long-Term Commitment (September 9, 2023)

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elina lee
Sep 9, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

It's no secret that marriage is a complex puzzle of emotions, expectations, and values. It's a life-long journey that doesn't just stop at the 'I do's. Instead, it's a daily choice to love, commit, and support your partner for the rest of your life together. After all, this is the type of connection that grows stronger over time as we share experiences and overcome challenges together. 

Sure, marriage comes with its fair share of challenges. Living closely with someone who has their own set of beliefs and habits is not always easy and can oftentimes lead to friction. But as married couples, it's up to us to overcome these challenges as partners and teammates, and not the other way around. 

With that being said, today we're back with our weekly marriage meme segment where we share all the highs, lows, and intricacies of long-term commitment and matrimony. We hope you enjoy your scroll! 

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    Nature - I think women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
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    Organism - When you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants and now he's too fat to cheat
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    Shorts - "WE'RE ONLY GOING IN FOR BREAD AND MILK" SHE SAID. MET-RX Ⓒl
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    Dog - When you're mad at someone but then they ask if you want food. San
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    Musical instrument - IF I'M UP FIRST AND SHE'S STILL ASLEEP FFFE IF SHE'S UP FIRST AND I'M STILL ASLEEP
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    Nose - When someone tells me "You don't know the joy of having kids cus u haven't had any" R
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    Font - Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Every year on Father's Day they should have a public competition to see who can sneeze the loudest
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    Font - Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.
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    Human body - World Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them June 7th, 2018 2.9M Shares TOOK f SHARE SHARE SHARE BILLUND, DENMARK-Lego has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company's headquarters confirmed Thursday.
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    Organism - Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & and not doing it because you'd miss them. someecards user card
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    Wheel - When people ask what kind of parent I think I'll be basertie drgrayfang
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    Plant - If a man speaks and no woman hears him...is he still wrong? [
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    Font - Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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    Sky - SAWDUST? YOU MEAN MAN GLITTER!
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    Handwriting - i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 8 to not be
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    Clothing - AT DAWN WE RIDE
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    Font - Wrop Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'm going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.
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    Font - JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER NEED TO HAVE A PLANT KILLED, I'M THE PERSON FOR THAT JOB
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    Product - I JUST WANT SOMEBODY I CAN TRUST aloric alori AS MUCH AS THIS GUY TRUST THAT CHAIR/Post
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    Font - Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley_ her: I'm leaving you me: is it bc I named our pets after rappers? her: no it's bc this house is overrun with farm animals me: fine, well me and kendrick llama and chance the rabbit and childish lambino and notorious PIG and dr. ney and quacklemore don't need you anyway
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    Font - Dads Anonymous DAD: go on, it's safe here ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern *one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*
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    Arm - I thought you said you were interesting? No, I said I was "into resting"
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    Human - Netflix: You still there? Everyone else | Me
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    Hair - Multi Level Marketing Scheme Military Military Wives Dudes
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    Font - 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until understand inflation you
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    Ecoregion - WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN AND YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T GO ON, JUST REMEMBER WHO WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. DISHES THEY WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS BE THERE.
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    Rectangle - I DON'T SNORE I DREAM I'M A TRACTOR
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    Font - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Marriage after 1 year: "roll over baby" means I'm about to get on top and blow your mind. Marriage after 15 years: "roll over baby" means I'm about to to get on top and smother you with a pillow if you don't stop snoring. 11:29 AM 1/17/20 Twitter for Android
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    Product - Capri @iCaprii Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4- course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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    Green - I DON'T CARE WHERE WE EAT... AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE 7 PLACES YOU JUST NAMED.
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    Font - I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens...
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    Hand - When I have to admit I was wrong
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    Automotive lighting - THE LATEST IN DISCREET HOME SECURITY THE CLEAR LEGO BLOCKS
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    Plant - 90 PERCENT OF BEING MARRIED IS JUST YELLING 'WHAT?' FROM OTHER ROOMS. wonderful wonderful
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    Food - ONE DAY WHEN I WAS YOUNG IWATCHED MY FATHER GRILL BURGERS. WHEN THEY WERE DONE HE HANDED ME ONE TELLING ME IT WAS A BISON BURGER HE THEN LEFT, AND NEVER CAME BACK. HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO HIS FAMILY, BUT HE WAS DEDICATED TO HIS JOKES.
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    Font - < Tweet Brandalin @brandalintipton < Marriage isn't "I promise to love you until I stop loving you." It's "I promise to make a conscious decision to continue to love you even when it's hard because I'm aware no one is perfect, but you are worth it."
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    Brown - A Pafect Marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on Each Other
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