37 Martial Matrimony Memes About the Intricacies of Long-Term Commitment (September 9, 2023)

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    Nature - I think women have a hard time deciding what to eat because the last time they decided, they doomed humanity.
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    Organism - When you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants and now he's too fat to cheat
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    Shorts - "WE'RE ONLY GOING IN FOR BREAD AND MILK" SHE SAID. MET-RX Ⓒl
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    Dog - When you're mad at someone but then they ask if you want food. San
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    Musical instrument - IF I'M UP FIRST AND SHE'S STILL ASLEEP FFFE IF SHE'S UP FIRST AND I'M STILL ASLEEP
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    Nose - When someone tells me "You don't know the joy of having kids cus u haven't had any" R
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    Font - Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Every year on Father's Day they should have a public competition to see who can sneeze the loudest
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    Font - Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.
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    Human body - World Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them June 7th, 2018 2.9M Shares TOOK f SHARE SHARE SHARE BILLUND, DENMARK-Lego has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company's headquarters confirmed Thursday.
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    Organism - Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & and not doing it because you'd miss them. someecards user card
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    Wheel - When people ask what kind of parent I think I'll be basertie drgrayfang
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    Plant - If a man speaks and no woman hears him...is he still wrong? [
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    Font - Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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    Sky - SAWDUST? YOU MEAN MAN GLITTER!
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    Handwriting - i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 8 to not be
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    Clothing - AT DAWN WE RIDE
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    Font - Wrop Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'm going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.
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    Font - JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER NEED TO HAVE A PLANT KILLED, I'M THE PERSON FOR THAT JOB
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    Product - I JUST WANT SOMEBODY I CAN TRUST aloric alori AS MUCH AS THIS GUY TRUST THAT CHAIR/Post
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    Font - Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley_ her: I'm leaving you me: is it bc I named our pets after rappers? her: no it's bc this house is overrun with farm animals me: fine, well me and kendrick llama and chance the rabbit and childish lambino and notorious PIG and dr. ney and quacklemore don't need you anyway
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    Font - Dads Anonymous DAD: go on, it's safe here ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern *one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*
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    Arm - I thought you said you were interesting? No, I said I was "into resting"
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    Human - Netflix: You still there? Everyone else | Me
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    Hair - Multi Level Marketing Scheme Military Military Wives Dudes
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    Font - 5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars Me: That'd wreck the economy 5: I just- Me: Go to your room until understand inflation you
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    Ecoregion - WHEN LIFE GETS YOU DOWN AND YOU FEEL YOU CAN'T GO ON, JUST REMEMBER WHO WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. DISHES THEY WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS BE THERE.
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    Rectangle - I DON'T SNORE I DREAM I'M A TRACTOR
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    Font - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Marriage after 1 year: "roll over baby" means I'm about to get on top and blow your mind. Marriage after 15 years: "roll over baby" means I'm about to to get on top and smother you with a pillow if you don't stop snoring. 11:29 AM 1/17/20 Twitter for Android
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    Product - Capri @iCaprii Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4- course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
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    Green - I DON'T CARE WHERE WE EAT... AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE 7 PLACES YOU JUST NAMED.
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    Font - I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with. She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens...
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    Hand - When I have to admit I was wrong
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    Automotive lighting - THE LATEST IN DISCREET HOME SECURITY THE CLEAR LEGO BLOCKS
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    Plant - 90 PERCENT OF BEING MARRIED IS JUST YELLING 'WHAT?' FROM OTHER ROOMS. wonderful wonderful
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    Food - ONE DAY WHEN I WAS YOUNG IWATCHED MY FATHER GRILL BURGERS. WHEN THEY WERE DONE HE HANDED ME ONE TELLING ME IT WAS A BISON BURGER HE THEN LEFT, AND NEVER CAME BACK. HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO HIS FAMILY, BUT HE WAS DEDICATED TO HIS JOKES.
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    Font - < Tweet Brandalin @brandalintipton < Marriage isn't "I promise to love you until I stop loving you." It's "I promise to make a conscious decision to continue to love you even when it's hard because I'm aware no one is perfect, but you are worth it."
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    Brown - A Pafect Marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on Each Other

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