37 Long-Term Marriage Memes for Happily Married Couples (September 21, 2023)

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    Plumbing fixture - WHERE 99% OF YOUR CONVERSATIONS HAPPEN
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    Facial expression - zzZack @Mr_Kapowski You know you've been married a while when you can correctly answer "What's that one person's name in that movie about the thing?" RETWEETS LIKES 623 1,236 9. Follow 1:16 PM-4 Nov 2016
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    Organism - A woman's ear when.. Husband is on the phone.
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    Human - Me, walking through the kitchen closing all of the cabinets my husband leaves open @modernmomprobs
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    Rectangle - rob elliott @rockymomax [rolls over in bed and whispers to wife] "I ate like 75 chicken nuggets today" RETWEETS 134 LIKES 274 3:28 PM- 16 Feb 2016 Follow
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    Font - Sometimes I think my husband isn't actually pooping. He's just waiting for the kids to grow up and move out. RAMBLIN MAMA
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    Font - Lord, grant me the strength to open this jar without the aid of my husband, who I'm currently mad at
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    Rectangle - Romantic good morning texts between me and my husband 04:43 That's you f snoring 0:29 @HumanitarianMom
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    Smile - My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Evil villain: I'll destroy the world unless you give me 32,000 used gift bags you've kept in a closet just in case muahahha Everyone: oh no we're doomed My wife: hold my wine
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    Handwriting - My husband and I keep the spark alive by watching spousal murder shows together and criticizing the idiots who get caught.
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    Plant - WHEN YOUR HUSBAND HEARS YOU TALKING ABOUT SHOPPING AND SPENDING MONEY memegen.com
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    Car - I Am Married Do Not Disturb I Am Already Very Disturbed 150
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    Product - When your girl gets home from work and immediately starts telling you all about her day @my_mom_says_im_pretty Hang on lemme open a can of listening juice. STA
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    Vehicle - Jessie @mommajessiec Me: *parallel parking* Husband: *visibly aging* Follow
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    Ingredient - Anyone else notice when his snoring got "Extra" bad, his wife left him? Breathe Better Sleep Better eathe 218-7722 ISLR 2 743245169 DEDRICKS $13.47 J CLEAR for Sensitive Skin Opens Your Nose To Relieve Nasal Congestion 30 SM/MED STRIPS Better-Sleep Better Breathe nasal strips X 61 321-4202 HNHX 2 24132089 DEBRICK 36.69 4 EXTRA 50% Stronger To Help You Breathe Even Better 10 nasal strips STRIPS
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    Font - Tracie Tom @tracietom If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture
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    Jaw - Simon Holland @simoncholland Me: exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
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    Brown - PLEASE HIDE PACKAGES FROM HUSBAND adrefor 23
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    Hat - Me, when my husband picks out our kids' clothes. Sco
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    Membranophone - When I'm up first and she's asleep When she's up first and I'm asleep
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    Eyebrow - ME WONDERING HOW MY HUSBAND IS GOING TO SURVIVE HIS COLD WITHOUT ME KILLING HIM FIRST. @snarkybreeders
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    Rectangle - Momarazzi. @Mirimade 70% if marriage is informing your spouse what you cleaned that day. "Did you see I did the dishes?" "I did. Did you see I cleaned the living room? Like, I didn't clean it all the way but you can definitely see I worked on it. " "Yeah. You can't tell but I did some laundry."
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    Rectangle - Steve @papa_can_preach Me: I'm so excited to go to bed! *strips off and jumps into bed* Husband: "Ohhhh yeah.." Me: "IT'S CLEAN SHEET DAY!!!" Husband: *Sigh* Follow
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    Rectangle - Julie Burton @ksujulie Follow Husband: I need your credit card to buy something off Amazon. Me: I have it memorized, ready? Husband: WHAT?! Me: What.
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    Plant - Me watching my husband quietly close the dishwasher after taking just one clean dish out
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    Jaw - not the WORST mom @nottheworstmom I didn't even know it was possible to argue about a topic you agree on until I got married.
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    Facial expression - Me and my husband pretending to be surprised when the babysitter tells us our kid wasn't good TON @MOMOF1ANDDONE
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    Primate - Me: I need at least 30 minutes to get ready. Husband: Just put a hat on. Me: @MOMMYMEMEST
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    Organism - Kermit @InnerKermit Me: I should calmly explain to him what's bothering me. Inner me: Tell him goodnight at 5pm. RETWEETS LIKES 11,600 21,183 10:45 AM - 17 Nov 2016 223 t 12K 21K Follow
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    Product - Joel @joeljeffrey My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week. RETWEETS LIKES 106 200 Follow 2:27 PM-5 Nov 2016
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    Font - TRYING TO PICK A PLACE FOR DINNER I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT? I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?
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    Font - Jeff Lyons @usedwigs keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts Sat, 01/16/2016 Can you take photo of our toilet seat and send me also brand of toilet RETWEETS 52 LIKES 145 7:29 AM - 16 Jan 2016 10:12 AM + Follow
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    Rectangle - keith @tchrquotes Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now. Wife: But I only... Me: EXACTLY the amount RETWEETS LIKES 3,984 7,537 7:35 PM - 3 Nov 2014 + Follow D
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    Screenshot - Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito My wife & I just snoozed 2 separate alarm clocks for 2.5 hrs. This is the exact relationship I hoped for. RETWEETS LIKES 132 477 9:01 AM - 18 May 2016 2. Follow 1.31
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    Dog - Not pictured: my drunk wife loudly singing the Jurassic Park theme Wife finds a way. (photo by mr_chip) Posted 2 years ago 717,174 notes
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    Forehead - WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO ONE-UP YOUR PARTNER'S LAST PRANK

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