The Most Entertaining Takes From TikTok This Week (September 19, 2023)

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    Forehead - Dreams make no sense, one part of your brain is making up the story, and another part is experiencing it and genuinely being suprised by what happens. S 692 13
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    Forehead - I don't get on rides at fairs cause how tf you just pull a ride out of a suitcase 44
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    Font - I'm not paying back my student loans. They need to learn financial responsibility, lending 20,000 to a 18 yr old
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    Font - Me reading Hotlèrs Wikipedia page after I went back in past and ruined his painting to get him rejected from art school so I don't have to study his overrated and boring paintings in art class
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    Gesture - The pet store dropped him off to be euthanized because his feet fell off. One of our staff decided to adopt him and named him Lieutenant Dan. on + 157.3K 1070 2515
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    Hair - She's already got 20 dudes calling her pretty so be different. BE RACIST
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    Forehead - Reply to Aaron Ruba's comment Least I ain't brainwashed like most of you liberals who believes there more than one gender +
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    Window - "sorry i was sleep" ya i know bae 2 431.0K 4455
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    Joint - I hate when people say it's a quarter til 10, like bro it's way easier to just say that it's 9:75pm 37 2
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    Forehead - Me stealing my bros Vape so he doesn't get addicted 609 3 425.9K 8855
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    Facial expression - I know I'm not the only one who went to their friends house for a sleepover and thought "I should have stayed home" Sprite mange 20.9K 224
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    Hand - Coke Zero mfs when they have to go 10 minutes without drinking a Coke Zero (they already had 3 cans before 8am)
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    Human - Pro Tip for Guys: Get a job at a pizza chain (dominos, Pizza Hut, etc) keep the uniform, bag, and topper when you qu People will literally let yot in anywhere. Also the topper will let you get away with parking anywhere. 9355 42 754
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    Forehead - Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of 40 taking a cigarette break PPRESS (3) 33
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    Font - How does my brain remember all these songs word for word, bar for bar, SYLLABLE for SYLLABLE but not a SINGLE math physics formula... ww 48 1 NOEM
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    Forehead - What if the lottery is a secret organization to catch Time Travelers? 16.7K 58 1111
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    Forehead - When you're looking at ur concert videos and hear ur voice singing along : 15.9K 153
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    Glasses - the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job. + V 16.1K 106
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    Clothing - 4 if trump was raised in a more accepting environment he'd def be the fiercest of drag queens
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    Sleeve - I'm never using 123movies again. Some dude just turned the camera around and said "this is my favorite part" S BOUTEIL + 98 2
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    Forehead - When I'm in a being late competition and my opponent hasn't shown up yet Surpal oorinobu + 152.9K
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    Forehead - Office jobs are so funny because you'll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the vorld is a 55 year old woman named Betty from finance. 79
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    Forehead - แอล MI What if alcohol was addicted to me and i'm just a victim? Did! you ever think of that? 738.2K ● 2476 44.2K

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